Posted on 07/26/2016 12:51:07 PM PDT by sipow
Dont have fun and drink beer when its hot outside, Obama senior adviser Valerie Jarrett said on Friday.
Jarrett offered the advice during an organized Twitter chat aimed at advancing a Nanny State initiative called Beat the Heat.
Twitter user @Mi_Astronauta offered advice that would appeal to most Americans.
Grab some beers and hit the pool, Mi_Astronauta wrote.
But the fun-hating Jarrett had another suggestion.
"Actually beer isn't the best choice! How about a cooler full of refreshing water."
Blame the voters. You and I have a clear conscience.
Did you know Jack Daniels is the best-selling ‘whiskey’ in Great Britain? True! I read that on The Guardian’s food pages.
Someone else might have a different opinion.
20 January 2017. That’s when the swirling in the DC toilet stops and with a nasty gurgle Val and her miserable, smirking, sanctimonious friends will end up flushed to their proper home. I’ll be drinking a beer on that day.
No sharia at my house, just a cooler full of Horny Monk, which is brewed about 60 miles from my house!
Beeeeeelch!
Iranian/Moose Limb/Reptilian Hybrid
Note: Via my own in-depth, meticulous and diligent studies / research of linguistics and ancient languages, Muslim / Moose Limb are correctly translated into English as either “Moose Penis” or “Penis sucker”.
Muslims don’t drink except when they do.
When the Saudi kings go on a road trip, they drink a lot, enjoy prostitutes and spend lots of their kingdom’s money.
Val shows her stupidity.
One only rents beer.
He also likes guys, so he’s not a very good Muslim at all.
Actually, Jarrett was a Bowman at the time this is attributed to her, so it may not be totally true or within context.
But I do not defend the slut.
Rather, I condemn her and her ilk, and I know that she has islamic tendencies, just like her master Buttcrack and she will do what she can to bring America down.
As far as her "advice", she can jam it.
I wonder how she feels about wiping oneself with pages of the quran?
Got any advice on that, sweetie?
(Truth be told, it ain't no good for it...I tried it, it's kinda rough. Makes better target practice or as a cat box liner.)
You can not get anyone to get upset about muslims killing us in order to get a real rebellion started. But, boy howdy, if you try to take away their beer you WILL have a war. lol
Hey, you stone faced muzzardette! Why the hell are you on the payroll of the White House, getting paid by me and other Americans? Get out and go back to muzzardville where you belong.
***Okay, now she is going too far!***
LOL! Reminds me of the old lady in a Revival service.
The preacher yelled.. “All you people that dance in night clubs are going to go to HELL!
Old Lady: Amen, amen!
Preacher: And all you people who play those cards are going to go to HELL!
“Amen, Amen!
and all you people that drink that licker are going to go to HELL!
“Amen, Amen!
And all you people that smoke those cigarettes are going to go to HELL!
Amen, Amen!
And all you people that dip that snuff are going to go to HELL!
Old Woman, to the person next to her: NOW he’s quit preachin and started meddlin!”
Alcoholic drinks used to be listed under "Postage" on the hotel bills for Kingdom guests.
They wrote LOTS of letters.
ValJar was born in Iran of African American parents. She learned Farsi & embraced Islam.
Her great grandfather was the first black American admitted to M.I.T. & the first accredited black architect.
That is fascinating. I’m a swinger...I swing back and fourth between Wild Turkey 101 and Jack Daniels all the time.
Cold and straight.
These days a bottle lasts a lot longer than it use too since I am diabetic now.
A whole lot longer.
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