Posted on 07/23/2016 1:38:54 PM PDT by BBell
About seven minutes lapsed from when an eyewitness saw Jean Jacques Michell in the French Quarter ransacking a New Orleans Police Department car and the time three officers had Michell on the ground in handcuffs, his arrest warrant said.
Michell, 35, was booked early Wednesday (July 20) on charges of simple burglary of a vehicle and simple criminal damage to property after he smashed the windshield of a marked cop car parked and apparently removed its computer system, his warrant said.
The warrant, sworn by NOPD Det. Justin Almeida, said Almeida and Det. Mark Schmidt were on patrol when a person flagged them down around 1:30 a.m. Wednesday. The person told them he had just seen a man with a beard "breaking into a marked police unit" near the intersection of Conti and Decatur streets.
When the detectives got there, the warrant said, they saw a bearded man on the ground, handcuffed, as Detectives Elliot Gray, Sharon Mahan and Sgt. Mark Mumme detained him.
(Excerpt) Read more at nola.com ...
An arrest warrant for Jean Jacques Michell states an eyewitness saw him smash an NOPD cruiser's windshield in the French Quarter and ransack the inside of the vehicle early Wednesday, June 20, 2016. (Courtesy of Orleans Justice Center jail)
Send him to the soylent green factory.
How many el Camino’s are in his front yard ?
Man, I loved Dexy’s midnight runners back in the ‘80s! Nice to see the lead singer is doing well.
CC
Just hook that nose ring onto a leash.
Could have used a hickory shampoo
He obviously needed money to finance his post grad studies. A Master’s in Finance, I imagine.
Silly greaseball punks have NO sense of style...
....with tires?....two
Cant tell from the engine blocks in the trees.....
Or mexican federales CPR .... kick him in the chest till his wallet with his ID pops out....
Seems a little billy broke free from the hill.
Jean Jacques Michell should have never left Plaquemines Parish.
Why would I want to eat him?
You eat soylent green?
IT’S PEOPLE!
“...hickory shampoo...”
Love that expression...
Doesn’t the perp look suspiciously like hillary clintoon’s VP pick???
Shouldn’t he be at the DNC convention in Philly?
Some folks are just plain dumb
In NOLA they’re called gutter punks.
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