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1 posted on 07/23/2016 1:10:20 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

Where is Bruce Lee?


2 posted on 07/23/2016 1:11:47 PM PDT by disndat
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Chuck doesn’t come to Reno. Did you notice? LOL!


3 posted on 07/23/2016 1:11:53 PM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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Ahh, but Bruce Lee is dead while Chuck is stll breathing :)


4 posted on 07/23/2016 1:12:01 PM PDT by Scutter
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And who was the last man standing?

I hope Bruce Lee had Jesus but I know Chuck Norris has Jesus and will stand for all eternity. That’s worth something.


5 posted on 07/23/2016 1:12:53 PM PDT by Jim W N
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It's a throwdown!

Looks like hard times in the mercy chamber.

Someone's got it in for me
They're planting stories in the press


6 posted on 07/23/2016 1:14:18 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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"The Way of the Dragon" 1972


8 posted on 07/23/2016 1:16:32 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Forgive but don't forget)
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um, you realize that was a movie, right . . . ?


10 posted on 07/23/2016 1:17:35 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting
11 posted on 07/23/2016 1:17:48 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris butt?

IBTZ :-)

12 posted on 07/23/2016 1:17:55 PM PDT by PROCON (Americans First or Terrorists First - Choose in November)
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First of all, Chuck Norris uses Total Gym.

Total Gym is the single most powerful strength training tool known to man.

The bench glides effortlessly up an inclined rail system.

Ancient techniques could never compete.


14 posted on 07/23/2016 1:18:11 PM PDT by Eddie01 (Democrats are the Liquidate America Party)
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Chuckheads? How insensitive!


15 posted on 07/23/2016 1:18:15 PM PDT by McGruff (How about investigating the donations to the Clinton Foundation)
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Your Kung Fu no good!


16 posted on 07/23/2016 1:18:39 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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Bruce Lee is dead. Chuck Norris is alive. Question?


17 posted on 07/23/2016 1:20:07 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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It was in the script.

But I’d got with Bruce in a “who’s best ever” vote. Watch the video of him playing ping pong with nun chucks and you can have no doubts. To hit the damn balls was bad enough, but to hit them where he wanted...unbelievable.


23 posted on 07/23/2016 1:24:50 PM PDT by Lee'sGhost ("Just look at the flowers, Lizzie. Just look at the flowers.")
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You do know this was acting, right?

I would put my money on Ronda Rousey against Lee (in both their primes).


25 posted on 07/23/2016 1:27:44 PM PDT by Disestablishmentarian
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There is a story that Bruce died due to a “dim mak” strike he received years ago during a challenge fight. The story is that “elders” in the Chinese community were unhappy with him teaching Kung Fu to non-Chinese. They sent a “champion” to force him to stop. Supposedly during this fight Bruce received a “dim make - death touch” hit. However it was a “delayed” type of strike. This type of hit according to Chinese medicine damages Qi flow in a way the erodes health over time. That way the death can not be connected to the fight. Interesting story!
26 posted on 07/23/2016 1:29:25 PM PDT by Reily
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LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!


28 posted on 07/23/2016 1:32:31 PM PDT by Enlightened1
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A day after he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.


29 posted on 07/23/2016 1:33:31 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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They had to use body doubles, stunt men and trick photography. Because if Chuck Norris himself would have followed the movie script and lost a fight, he would have violated the laws of physics that could have set off a chain reaction leading the total destruction of the universe.


31 posted on 07/23/2016 1:36:25 PM PDT by GregoTX
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Please get a life.


33 posted on 07/23/2016 1:46:56 PM PDT by traderrob6
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