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Okay, contestants. Hands on the buzzers. Ready?
Omar Mateen!
Trump: Muslim!!
Josh: Oh, no. I'm sorry. The correct answer was gay. We were looking for gay. No points.
Next question....Cat Stevens!!
Hillary: Muslim!!
Josh: That's right, Mrs. Clinton. Stevens became Yusef Islam and now performs as a practicing Muslim worldwide. That's three points.
Hillary: I remember Bill and I attending one of his concerts when we were dating - smoking marijuana and making our young plans to overthrow governments...
Josh: eh, that's enough. Here's your next question:
Osama Bin Laden!
Trump: Muslim!!!
Josh: No, I'm sorry. The answer we wanted here was gay...
Trump: What??? This is crazy!!
Josh: Quiet, no points. Let's move on to the next question:
Rosie O'Donnell!
Hillary: (cackles) Oh, that's easy. She's gay! I've been on her show so many times!
Josh: That's correct Hillary!
Hillary: Oh, please! Call me "Madame President".
Josh: Well, if you insist...
Hillary: I DO insist!
Josh: So far, you lead, six points to none, but here's our next famous person:
Mohammad Atta!
Trump: He's Muslim and don't try to tell me he isn't.
Josh: Sorry. The correct answer again is gay.
Trump: This whole show is rigged! It's so corrupt and dishonest!! It's disgusting! I should have known with Crooked Hillary on the show...
Josh: Ah, ah, ah, you mean "Madame President"..
Trump: I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING OF THE SORT!
Josh: Please settle down, Mr. Trump.
Hillary: See? I told you he lacks the temperament to be president. If he can't even handle a quiz show, how can you trust him to handle that 3 a.m. call during a crisis?
Trump: Better than you did with Benghazi, I can promise you that much.
Josh: Alright! Alright! Both of you!
We just have one question left to complete our first round. Here it comes...
Hillary Rodham-Clinton!!
Trump (muttering): I haven't a f---ing clue!
Josh: Mrs. Clinton?
Hillary: I'm gay! (gasps from the audience) There, I've said it. I'm gay! I mean...(nervous laughter)...I'm extremely happy when I'm at home baking cookies with Chelsea, that's what I meant..I'm...eh...I'm... HUMA!! HUMA!!! Can we get this part redacted???
Josh: (hurriedly) Let's switch to a commercial and we'll be back with the next round..
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"Napa Cabbage, Anyone?"
Trump - extreme right
SWMNBN - center
This must be an NBCCBSABC show.
That’s very good.
That’s LOL funny! Can we hope for more?
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I keel you!