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On my way to see Lazamataz in Atlanta -- any words of advice or caution?
Self ^ | 6/21/2016 | USConservative

Posted on 06/21/2016 4:25:26 PM PDT by usconservative

Ok, I'm leaving Chicago to go to Atlanta (I know, I know, one murdering violent hell-hole to another) and see my brother Laz.

Any parting words of advice from all of you who know him best?

Should I up the life insurance?


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To: GingisK

You are so nice bro. Let’s get together soon, seriously.


101 posted on 06/21/2016 5:09:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: Lazamataz

I think I shall copy that and use it in the future.


102 posted on 06/21/2016 5:09:48 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ask Bernie supporters two questions: Who is rich. Who decides. In the past, that meant who died.)
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To: usconservative; Lazamataz

When you actually meet up, you need to ask him, “How he would describe the ideal Woman”

What would she be?

The Ideal Woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LLOSG8N3Dk


103 posted on 06/21/2016 5:10:34 PM PDT by Zeneta
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To: dirtboy

“Don’t make any set plans unless you want to hear the word “premeditated” in court.”

ROFL!


104 posted on 06/21/2016 5:10:50 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: nevergore
Atl is very safe overall... the dangerous spots are very segregated....

Quite true. East Point, College Park, and the Boulevard. Two war zones and an open-air narcotics market, those.

105 posted on 06/21/2016 5:10:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: usconservative

Play video games...like the one with the secret agents’ car.


106 posted on 06/21/2016 5:10:58 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: usconservative

Get some catfish.

And peach cobbler.


107 posted on 06/21/2016 5:11:11 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Peach cobbler sounds good ...


108 posted on 06/21/2016 5:13:33 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative; The Toll
There's a chance The Toll might be in attendence, at least for the fireworks portion. :)

Quickshot Shooting Range - Buckhead   Address: 2631 Buford Hwy NE, Atlanta, GA 30324

109 posted on 06/21/2016 5:14:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: Larry Lucido; Lazamataz

Hey Laz, isn’t Sprinkles related to Peach Cobbler?


110 posted on 06/21/2016 5:14:13 PM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: usconservative

Higher end, Empire State South in Midtown, or Southern Art at the Intercontinental Hotel in Buckhead are both very good. Antica Pizza Napoletana by Georgia Tech has the best pizza in town, though Varuni Napoletana in Ansley is very very good and has better sides and adult beverage selection. Either of the 6 Feet Under bar/restaurants have excellent upscale bar food and great patios. Try the seafood stew. The one by Tech probably has better views of the Atlanta skyline.


111 posted on 06/21/2016 5:15:14 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Zeneta

usconservative will be disappointing? Way to prep for dealing with Laz!


112 posted on 06/21/2016 5:16:16 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: Redcitizen
Nah. He was almost as far right as I am. He went into semi-retirement and moved to the Rockies because of Obamacare. Like I needed another reason to wish that sum-simian SOB a lingering demise. He was a great doctor and a great guy. I miss him.


113 posted on 06/21/2016 5:16:29 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The gargoyles have taken over the cathedral, methinks.)
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To: usconservative

Always know where ALL the exits are...


114 posted on 06/21/2016 5:16:56 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: usconservative

Nah. Sprinkles got her name because she’s all about water sports. :)


115 posted on 06/21/2016 5:17:27 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: usconservative; Lazamataz

When I’m in Chicago I get pizza and Italian beef.

But they aren’t strippers.

I don’t think so, anyway.


116 posted on 06/21/2016 5:18:07 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Vermont Lt

You gotta admit, I’m good. :)


117 posted on 06/21/2016 5:18:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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To: Lazamataz

Now I am worried about him visiting you.....
I hope you will be on good behavior.... :^)


118 posted on 06/21/2016 5:18:09 PM PDT by nevergore
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To: usconservative

Oh thank goodness.

I really didn’t want to hear you were non-genetically related identical twin brothers from the same mother but with different fathers born two minutes apart.

FWIW I don’t think anything can really explain why Laz is the way he is.


119 posted on 06/21/2016 5:18:30 PM PDT by disndat
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To: Larry Lucido

Actually, Italian Beef IS a stripper, but I don’t swing that way.


120 posted on 06/21/2016 5:18:43 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Hillary: "Weapons of war have no place on our streets."... Laz: "Muslims are weapons of war.")
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