[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The thing is not everything works for every cat.

Has a cat that if you tried to squirt him would try to catch it in his mouth.

To train him not to get on things I got those rubber floor runners with the rubber spikes on the other side. He would jump up, go "ow!" and jump back down.

[Slings and Arrows]

At least you had a very entertaining cat.