Deer are made of meat, ya know
Perhaps a weapon for self-defense?
And the “War on Women” continues...
If only she had a safe space...
Dinner!
BANG!
It’s probably Chester the Molester dressed up in a deer costume
We are currently not using our back driveway - garage access - as a doe gave birth to a fawn on Monday around noon.
We are giving her a wide buffer as we want the new fawn to have a good chance at life.
This happens every other year or so.
Once, one of our cats (he was getting older and a bit blind) got chased down this driveway by a doe with twin fawns a few years back. He was tough and stood off a big fox! Mrs. deer chassed him well!
Perhaps this lady has a fawn on her property...
That’s not a deer.
That’s venison on the hoof.
“Don’t get your panties in a bunch; we still got hand weapons and the 50!”
Plug it, gut it and throw away the carcass. End of story. Repeat if necessary.
How is she a “prisoner” if she can make it to her car?
Cuyahoga County has the highest level bag limit, four deer of either sex, in the State because it’s overrun with white tails. Archery season starts Sept. 26. Gun season starts Nov. 30.
Forget the Dogs get yourself a Tabby cat
Doesn’t Ohio have a ZOO large enough to send in some animal people to see if they can get the deer to transition to another location .. or trap the deer and move them to another location where there is plenty of food and water ..??
It is my understanding that deer will not return to a spot where they have been scared.
So, she needs a neighbor with a trumpet, or a sodapop can filled with pebbles thrown close to her, something that will scare her enough to leave.
We dont have deer eating our stuff beacuse a doberman lives in our house....how is this possible?
Just like humans can become mentally ill or intoxicated, I think animals can be the same. Similar to the “bath salt” bums we hear about
In college, I got a call from a girl down the block that lived in a house with several other girls. Said they were being held hostage by a crazy squirrel all day and even their pitbull was hiding from it. I laughed but decided to visit anyway.
I got there and sure enough I saw a mangy looking red squirrel running frantically between the front and back doors. I approached and expected it would be scared off but nope. The little bastard started going right for my face while hissing and biting like I never imagined a squirrel could. It followed me for several blocks while I punted it and stabbed it with a sharp stick countless times. Eventually it went down but it was still trying to kill me until the end.
If a big deer was half as aggressive and I didn’t have a gun, I’d be pretty damn scared
Her dogs may be useless against the deer,but she’s only an hours drive from me.Maybe my dogs would like to take their shot.