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To: C19fan

Just like humans can become mentally ill or intoxicated, I think animals can be the same. Similar to the “bath salt” bums we hear about

In college, I got a call from a girl down the block that lived in a house with several other girls. Said they were being held hostage by a crazy squirrel all day and even their pitbull was hiding from it. I laughed but decided to visit anyway.

I got there and sure enough I saw a mangy looking red squirrel running frantically between the front and back doors. I approached and expected it would be scared off but nope. The little bastard started going right for my face while hissing and biting like I never imagined a squirrel could. It followed me for several blocks while I punted it and stabbed it with a sharp stick countless times. Eventually it went down but it was still trying to kill me until the end.

If a big deer was half as aggressive and I didn’t have a gun, I’d be pretty damn scared


30 posted on 06/09/2016 1:23:16 PM PDT by varyouga
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To: varyouga
If a big deer was half as aggressive and I didn’t have a gun, I’d be pretty damn scared

A buddy of mine once remarked that if squirrels were as big as deer you'd have to haul your gun into the woods on wheels.

34 posted on 06/09/2016 1:50:11 PM PDT by pa_dweller (Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.)
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To: varyouga

Attack squirrel and pointy stick - did you think you were in a Monty Python skit?


39 posted on 06/09/2016 3:39:31 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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