Trying to Rid the World of 'Fat Axl'

CNN ^ | Wed June 8, 2016 | Lisa Respers France

[Dacula]

Sounds like we could get along.

I learned the virtues of smoking meat and cold beer at the weekend BBQ.

[pallmallman]

Waaay too much cute and perky at the time,...I knew how she would turn out.....But not Linda Ronstadt...

[Undecided 2012]

But Ronstadt’s ancestry is half-Mexican, and middle age is generally unkind to Mexican women’s physiques.

I said the same thing to my son about Italian women too

[pallmallman]

She was gifted...I was transfixed by her voice...and there’s no one now or since who could equal that voice.

[right way right]

He’s fat but if you listen to GnR as of late, that is the least of their problems.

[rarestia]

Linda Ronstadt still looks good, IMO. I’m 36.

[MUDDOG]

[Linda Ronstadt] had a beautiful voice.

Blew me away when I heard "Long Long Time" again.

[GilGil]

Say no more.

[Dirt for sale]

They all get fat and turn into their mothers, in the end.

I’m thinking of ex girlfriends, but aging rock stars seem to suffer the same fate.

[PLMerite]

No, no...

Remember the good times!

[Two Kids' Dad]

Looks like a fat biker that ate the real Axl. Dayum!

I just looked and he still has his $5 million place up on Latigo Canyon Road so he’s got that going for him.

[slouper]

Lay off Axle everybody, time happens to everyone.

[Viking2002]

Actually, prior to the whole GN'R - AC/DC wind-up, Axl started hitting the gym in advance. Lost a good bit of the weight and started bulking up a little. It's Angus who looks like he's about ready to join Malcolm at Shady Acres.......

[Undecided 2012]

give it some time, you’ll maybe see him on I-5 45, or 95 looking for work for food

[mad_as_he$$]

Yea but putting in more fork time than gym time isn’t helpful.

[Chode]

[MUDDOG]

What kind of world are we going to leave for Keith Richards?

[Mase]

I remember when he was dating Stephanie Seymour, a Victoria’s Secret model. I was jealous of him then, but not so much now. His pipes still appear to be in fine working order, however.

[silent_jonny]

It's Angus who looks like he's about ready to join Malcolm at Shady Acres.......

Haha!

That's a shame about Malcolm though. 63 and already has dementia. Brian Johnson's gone deaf. And Phil Rudd's plotting murders. Rough couple of years for that band.

[Viking2002]

Gonna be even more interesting in the next couple of years. They got Chris Slade back, but he's 70 and Rudd wants his old job. Rudd won't be able to get visas to enter certain countries with his conviction hanging over his head, though. Angus wants to do another album, and Axl has commitments to GN'R, but he's been hinting at working with Angus again, and the band says Angus is like a little kid again with Axl. Off in the wings, Brian Johnson has been working with some guy who came up with in-ear monitors that might let him perform live again. Tune in next week for another exciting episode of, 'As The Worm Turns'. This band is a Rock And Roll Train (Wreck).