VANITY: So What Will Venezuela Eat Once Dogs, Cats & Horses Are Gone?

[Admin Moderator]

KNOCK OFF THE YELLING!

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[tumblindice]

We should send the Valenzualeans pallets and pallets of mineral oil.
With a swig of mineral oil, you can eat anything. Rats, cats, bats, bark, twigs, leaves, dirt ... the only problem is, then you can’t trust a fart.
Mineral oil is a harsh mistress.

[dsrtsage]

Arugula?

[V K Lee]

Discussing this last week (when eggs reached a price of $200 a dozen there) Smart Valenzuela citizens living near Brazil or Columbia borders...might they cross over and find needed supplies available there? Hunt in neighboring countries? Unfamiliar with life in SA....and given this insight, happy to be so ignorant in that regard.

[Catmom]

Hillary’s fat enough to feed a whole Venezuelan village for a week.

[where's_the_Outrage?]

Looks like anacondas are about to become endangered.

[cpdiii]

I lived in Venezuela for two years back in the 70s. It was a corrupt nation in relationship to the government. No one was hungry then, Many are hungry today.

If Venezuela is lucky a coup d’etat by the military will happen and a military dictatorship will happen and perhaps democracy after the dictatorship.

Right now a lovely country full of good people is destined for an internal war that will kill many. Oddly enough a military coup is the best answer hopefully followed by democracy.

I think Venezuela will make it but it will be after much blood.

[Daffynition]

[Cronos]

They will turn on the Chavistas. there is food available in Venezuela, just hoarded by the Chavistas

[Apple Pan Dowdy]

"I know I can survive as long as there is land and water. And I am not a farmer."

If you were a farmer, you would know that you ALSO need seed. If seed is not available then it is nearly impossible to grow food. I wonder how available seed is in Venezuela?

[jetson]

Good point.

[JimRed]

Long coastline, multiple rivers = lots of seafood.

Warm climate, rain = lots of vegetables.

[Joe Boucher]

enter the Jeffrey Dahmer cook book?

[Ozark Tom]

Fancy Feast more nutritious?

[RS_Rider]

“Send them Barky and the Butcher of Benghazi and all their ilk....”

Now that’s what I call justice...nothing like having your enemy come at you with a knife, fork and salt shaker.

[Rembrandt]

Think about China. It had a lengthy famine. Now we savor dishes like birds nest soup.