Posted on 05/29/2016 10:09:49 PM PDT by vannrox
Previously posted... Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
(Excerpt) Read more at keepmedia.com ...
I tried the other link, but could not get any of the pictures to show up.
I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.
Rolled her over in the clover, he did!
But it was a short tryst...
You get bonus points for the “Caddyshack” reference.
Maybe an Orion slave boy?
Old joke: "What's the Jolly Green Giant afraid of?
"Avocado cutters".
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Gosh, you’re fast on the up-take....
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“Ugly Stick!”
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>> “I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.” <<
Its different now, we’re a Trump site now :o)
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>> “I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.” <<
Its different now, we’re a Trump site now :o)
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Have you been wearing your leprechaun outfit again?
Couldn’t be. She said the guy had a ‘wee little shamrock’, and that’s just not me.
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