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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1457801/posts ^ | Jul 12 '05 | JENNIFER HIGHTOWER

Posted on 05/29/2016 10:09:49 PM PDT by vannrox

Previously posted... Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase

DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.

"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.

"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......

(Excerpt) Read more at keepmedia.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: hillary; odd; sex; strange; truestory
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21 posted on 05/30/2016 5:10:41 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: vannrox

I tried the other link, but could not get any of the pictures to show up.


22 posted on 05/30/2016 5:17:04 AM PDT by Thales Miletus (Men stand up for truth, cowards hide behind ignorance.)
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To: vannrox

I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.


23 posted on 05/30/2016 5:26:12 AM PDT by SkyDancer ("They Say That Nobody's Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: vannrox
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

Rolled her over in the clover, he did!

But it was a short tryst...

24 posted on 05/30/2016 5:27:47 AM PDT by MortMan (Let's call the push for amnesty what it is: Pedrophilia.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

You get bonus points for the “Caddyshack” reference.


25 posted on 05/30/2016 6:44:17 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: editor-surveyor

Maybe an Orion slave boy?


26 posted on 05/30/2016 9:22:12 AM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: editor-surveyor
She’s mistaken, it was the Jolly Green Giant.

Old joke: "What's the Jolly Green Giant afraid of?

"Avocado cutters".

27 posted on 05/30/2016 9:32:32 AM PDT by Oatka (Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.)
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To: jonrick46

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Gosh, you’re fast on the up-take....
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28 posted on 05/30/2016 11:07:21 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: shibumi

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“Ugly Stick!”


29 posted on 05/30/2016 11:09:09 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: SkyDancer

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>> “I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.” <<

Its different now, we’re a Trump site now :o)
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30 posted on 05/30/2016 11:12:32 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: SkyDancer

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>> “I didn’t think those supermarket tabloids were allowed to be quoted on FR.” <<

Its different now, we’re a Trump site now :o)
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31 posted on 05/30/2016 11:12:33 AM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

;-D


32 posted on 05/30/2016 4:56:50 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Lazamataz

Have you been wearing your leprechaun outfit again?


33 posted on 05/30/2016 4:58:00 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Couldn’t be. She said the guy had a ‘wee little shamrock’, and that’s just not me.


34 posted on 05/30/2016 5:13:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Chuck Norris finally met his match in Donald Trump.)
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