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Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun
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| Jul 12 '05
| JENNIFER HIGHTOWER
Posted on 05/29/2016 10:09:49 PM PDT by vannrox
Previously posted... Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase
DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.
"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."
By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.
"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.
"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: hillary; odd; sex; strange; truestory
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A good laugh...
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:09:49 PM PDT
by
vannrox
To: vannrox
Was it a transleprechaun? Because I’m sensing a lifelong bathroom issue starting in about 5 years.
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
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She’s mistaken, it was the Jolly Green Giant.
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:17:55 PM PDT
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: vannrox
Did he pay her with a pot of gold?
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:19:35 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(I traded my shackles for a glorious song. I'm free, praise the Lord, free at last.)
To: editor-surveyor
“Shes mistaken, it was the Jolly Green Giant.”
When asked for a comment, the Giant said, “Ho! Ho! Ho!”
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:20:52 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: vannrox
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:20:54 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: vannrox
So, how is the green kid doing now, 11 years later? Does he look like a leprechaun?
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:21:44 PM PDT
by
Innovative
("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
To: vannrox
I always thought Shalailli (sp) was a word with multiple meanings.
To: vannrox
This has to be a hoax story.
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:35:33 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(The Left has a mental disorder: A totalitarian mindset..)
To: vannrox
That girl. Listen, I’d put that idea right out of your mind. She’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee.
To: PLMerite
When asked for a comment, the Giant said, Ho! Ho! Ho! The Green Giant was merely describing this girl.
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:54:16 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: vannrox
Wasn’t there a horror movie based on the kid’s father? LOL
To: vannrox
Bill Kristol took time off of #nevertrump to seduce some Irish lady?
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posted on
05/29/2016 10:55:28 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
To: vannrox
'Lass set me up!'
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posted on
05/29/2016 11:04:42 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: Ken H
“She’s always trying to steal me Lucky Charms.”
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posted on
05/29/2016 11:05:47 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: lee martell
"Shillelagh"
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posted on
05/29/2016 11:12:39 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way)
To: Innovative
So, how is the green kid doing now, 11 years later? Does he look like a leprechaun?
Or does he look like The Hulk?
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posted on
05/29/2016 11:19:11 PM PDT
by
angry elephant
(Endangered species in Seattle)
To: Ken H
'Lass set me up!Is this the one where the dude says,"Darby O'Gill, get in?"
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posted on
05/30/2016 12:25:50 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(I traded my shackles for a glorious song. I'm free, praise the Lord, free at last.)
To: fieldmarshaldj
Shes been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee.But wasn't the Rose of Tralee named Mary? 😀
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posted on
05/30/2016 3:38:55 AM PDT
by
Mark17
(I traded my shackles for a glorious song. I'm free, praise the Lord, free at last.)
To: windcliff
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posted on
05/30/2016 4:50:58 AM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
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