Gal With Green Baby Says She Was Raped By A Leprechaun

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1457801/posts ^ | Jul 12 '05 | JENNIFER HIGHTOWER

[vannrox]

Previously posted... Posted on 08/05/2005 1:46:06 PM PDT by Rebelbase

DOCTORS in Mallow, Ireland, are puzzled by the birth of a green baby. But single mom Bridget O'Leary, 26, says there's a very simple explanation -- she claims she was raped by a leprechaun.

"He had his way with me, he did," says the attractive barmaid. "He got me drunk and slipped me his little green shamrock."

By all accounts O'Leary has a sterling reputation as a hardworking, upstanding individual.

"Bridget is a fine lass, and no mistake," says Tom Shaughnessey, 44, the owner of the Brick and the Rose Pub where O'Leary works. "I've never known her to lie or make up stories.

"According to legend around these parts, leprechauns can be horny little buggers. And Bridget, with her shapely legs, perfectly rounded fanny, and large, firm bosoms. . . well, it's easy ......

[vannrox]

A good laugh...

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Was it a transleprechaun? Because I’m sensing a lifelong bathroom issue starting in about 5 years.

[editor-surveyor]

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She’s mistaken, it was the Jolly Green Giant.

[Mark17]

Did he pay her with a pot of gold?

[PLMerite]

“She’s mistaken, it was the Jolly Green Giant.”

When asked for a comment, the Giant said, “Ho! Ho! Ho!”

[Ken H]

Is the WWN back?

[Innovative]

So, how is the green kid doing now, 11 years later? Does he look like a leprechaun?

[lee martell]

I always thought Shalailli (sp) was a word with multiple meanings.

[jonrick46]

This has to be a hoax story.

[fieldmarshaldj]

That girl. Listen, I’d put that idea right out of your mind. She’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee.

[EinNYC]

When asked for a comment, the Giant said, “Ho! Ho! Ho!”

The Green Giant was merely describing this girl.

[Patriot Babe]

Wasn’t there a horror movie based on the kid’s father? LOL

[BigEdLB]

Bill Kristol took time off of #nevertrump to seduce some Irish lady?

[Ken H]

'Lass set me up!'

[dfwgator]

“She’s always trying to steal me Lucky Charms.”

[shibumi]

"Shillelagh"

[angry elephant]

So, how is the green kid doing now, 11 years later? Does he look like a leprechaun?

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Or does he look like The Hulk?

[Mark17]

'Lass set me up!

Is this the one where the dude says,"Darby O'Gill, get in?"

[Mark17]

She’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee.

But wasn't the Rose of Tralee named Mary? 😀

[stylecouncilor]

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