http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3612869/Follow-forklift-LOW-speed-chase-ensues-Alaska-man-smashes-liquor-store-takes-alcohol-stealing-end-loader.html?ITO=1490
Posted on 05/29/2016 10:42:49 AM PDT by PROCON
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) -- Alaska police say a man used a stolen front-end loader to break into a liquor store and then led officers on a low-speed chase early Thursday.
A witness flagged down Anchorage police about 3:20 a.m. to report a front-loader with forklift attachments had ripped off most of the front entrance to a Brown Jug, an Alaska liquor store chain.
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HA! Well, at least it wasn’t another damned dangerous HiGH-SPEED police chase, ha!!!!
He had to be very drunk to think that was a good idea, and that he would get away with it. Lock him up!
OK, so how did he break into the front-loader store?
Around here there’s front end loaders just sitting around,just climb aboard and fire it up.
He threw a bottle of liquor through the store window?
Actually he stole it from a construction site.
So they lock up the booze, but leave heavy machinery lying around? I guess they have their priorities straight.
So they lock up the booze, but leave heavy machinery lying around? I guess they have their priorities straight.
(hic)
He used a beer truck.
Like a bulldozer in a china shop
Okay, how fast does a front end loader go?.....................
A bit more than mere suspicion. Stupid is as stupid does.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3612869/Follow-forklift-LOW-speed-chase-ensues-Alaska-man-smashes-liquor-store-takes-alcohol-stealing-end-loader.html?ITO=1490
I don’t always rob liquor stores but when I do I use a front loader.......stay thirsty my friends
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