***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

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Grandma discovers SnapChat

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The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases,
you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and
the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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An engineer dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.

The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake -- he should never have gone down there!
You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping him."[img=37x31]http://www.chatitaliachat.it/serpe/msn/38.gif[/img]

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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That's one upset customer (mind the language)

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Potty Mouth Bird


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[real saxophonist]

Memphis Beer

The Longest Beer

Better Off Beer

In The Line Of Beer

[fredhead]

The Magnificent Beer

[Kirkwood]

What Ever Happened to Baby Beer?

The Beers Are Coming! The Beers Are Coming!

You Can Count on Beer

[patriotUSA]

Dances With Beer

[glock rocks]

Beernado (sharkless)

The Beer whisperer

[Kirkwood]

It’s a Wonderful Beer

Hail the Conquering Beer

Gentlemen Prefer Beer

Gas, Food, Beer

The Full Beer

For Whom the Beer Tolls

Fast, Cheap, and Out of Beer

[Monkey Face]

I am SOOO late, today. Good morning, Lucky!

Thanks for posting another FST! You are awesome!!!

[fredhead]

A Fistful of Beers
For a Few Beers More

Dirty Beer
Magnum Beer
Beer Enforcer
Beer Impact
The Beer Pool

(Been enjoying the Dirty Harry movies the last few days)

[patriotUSA]

Lady and the (Beer) Tramp

[Chasaway]

“O Beer, Where Art Thou?”

[FroggyTheGremlim]

It's a trilogy:

• The Fellowship of the Beer
• The Two Beers
• The Return of the Beer

[Chasaway]

“Let the Right Beer In”

[Chasaway]

The Beer Hunter

Lonesome Luke on Beer Can Alley

Beer of the Apes

Planet of the Beer

[BenLurkin]

[Chasaway]

Lonesome Beer

[rfreedom4u]

Regarding the supermarket joke, can you imagine the feminine hygiene aisle?

[scouter]

Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Beer.

[Caipirabob]

"Dances with Beer"

[Larry Lucido]

It’s Snopes but it’s an interesting story.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/bicycle.asp#

[fredhead]

Island in the Beer (Sky) in memory of two of the movie’s actors, John Wayne and James Arness, whose birthdays were yesterday.