Stoned sheep high on CANNABIS go on 'psychotic rampage around quiet village'

Mirror UK ^ | 5/25/16 | Sam Webb

[Rebelbase]

Sheep on drugs have gone on a "psychotic rampage" after eating cannabis plants dumped in a quiet village, it is feared.

The remains of an illegal cannabis factory was fly-tipped on a Welsh village road - and worried locals think the sheep have been chowing down on the psychotropic herbs.

County councillor Ioan Richard said sheep have been "roaming the village" and causing havoc by breaking into homes and getting killed by cars as they stumble about in what appears to be a druggy haze.

[Rebelbase]

Stoned sheep. Sounds like a Bernie rally.

[Rebelbase]

Full Title: Stoned sheep high on CANNABIS go on ‘psychotic rampage around quiet village’ after eating dumped plants

[Larry Lucido]

They were last seen at the Ram’s Horn.

[stocksthatgoup]

Killer sheep

[Ken H]

DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana (FR thread)

[stocksthatgoup]

First ingredient of good stone soup. You can never get enough. Also suggest brownies for dessert.

[blackdog]

Some good new band names coming out of this thread.

"Stoned Rabbits"........."Sheep on Weed"........

[ghosthost]

Are they black sheep? I kid. I kid.

[Sasparilla]

They will be dropped off at an anti Trump
riot by violent stoned Lefty’s.

[smokingfrog]

I thought cannabis was supposed to make you mellow?
I guess sheep are kind of mellow to begin with, so maybe it has the opposite effect.

[rktman]

Kinda what I was thikin’. Stoned sheep. Where’s tommy chong? Anybody seen tommy?

[IronJack]

Yep. Just change “quiet village” to “Trump rally” and you’ve got a new headline.

[fella]

Shaun of the Sheep

[IronJack]

I guess sheep are kind of mellow to begin with

Not mellow so much as just really, really stupid. And when stupid mammals get stoned, they can become violent.

So can sheep.

[txrefugee]

But it’s perfectly safe for humans. Back in the ‘70s, a NBC “White Paper” TV report assured the American sheep that cocaine was non-addictive and a perfectly safe “recreational drug.” I didn’t buy it, and I was right. When you mess with the brain, bad things can happen.

[Kipp]

“Stoned sheep” pretty much describes a good portion of the Democrat party.

[NorthstarMom]

My son used to love that show. It was funny but we eventually got tired of it and, thankfully, he outgrew it by age four.

[progunner]

Sheep on drugs have gone on a "psychotic rampage"

Meanwhile Sam "The Sham" And the Pharoes have dispatched a camera crew there to film an update for their video for their #1 hit WOOLY BULLY

[pallmallman]

Amen!

[Maceman]

Sheep on drugs

My next band name.