While the pup community is a broad church . . .
I’m active in my church
human pups tend to be male . . .
I’m male
gay . . .
Nope.
have an interest in dressing in leather . . .
My shoes and belt are normally leather.
wear dog-like hoods . . .
Again, no.
enjoy tactile interactions like stomach rubbing or ear tickling . . .
Note quite.
play with toys . . .
Of course. My favorite toy is made by Clock.
eat out of bowls . . .
Cheerios, soup, and even ice cream out of bowls.
and are often in a relationship with their human . . .
I’m in a relationship with a human.
Six “yes” and only three “no”. Should I be worried?
Oh, pish.
Who doesn’t like their tummy rubbed?
***Break***
Wow. This is weird. What the hell is wrong with a society that finds this okay?!?
Doesn’t anyone treat mental illness anymore?
I pretend to eat out of my dog’s bowl (dry food).
Early on it was to train him that I’m the master - and so he wouldn’t get territorial over his food dish.
Now that he’s older it is to encourage him to eat.
And I DID eat a dog biscuit on a dare when I was about eight....
Well - if it takes another 45 years to advance to the next stage - I’m probably okay.