[21twelve]

I pretend to eat out of my dog’s bowl (dry food).

Early on it was to train him that I’m the master - and so he wouldn’t get territorial over his food dish.

Now that he’s older it is to encourage him to eat.

And I DID eat a dog biscuit on a dare when I was about eight....

Well - if it takes another 45 years to advance to the next stage - I’m probably okay.

[Daffynition]

Back in the day, Letterman used to have a segment *stupid pet tricks* ....at some point ... someone, who shall remain anonymous, decided it would be a riot to have a stupid human trick competition.