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With all the Theresa Heinz-Kerry references, found an interesting article.

BTW: What kind of man lets his wife put his name after the hyphen?

1 posted on 05/25/2016 1:51:42 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: Eddie01

A man who needs his wife’s money to survive.


2 posted on 05/25/2016 1:52:52 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (Never be more than two steps away from your weapon.)
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To: Eddie01

The kind who buys yachts with a dead Republican’s money.


3 posted on 05/25/2016 1:53:14 PM PDT by Rastus (#AlwaysTrump #NeverHillary)
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To: Eddie01

What kind of person says she loved her late husband ( Heinz ) so much that she married his least favorite person while he was alive?


5 posted on 05/25/2016 1:55:27 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Eddie01

I think the way it actually works is, soak raisins in gin, throw raisins away, drink the gin...


6 posted on 05/25/2016 1:56:13 PM PDT by Kozak (ALLAH AKBAR = HEIL HITLER)
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To: Eddie01

gin-soaked raisins... is this chemically the same thing as very dry wine?


8 posted on 05/25/2016 1:59:37 PM PDT by dangus
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To: Eddie01

“BTW: What kind of man lets his wife put his name after the hyphen?”
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Hey, no surprise to me if this goofball made his own name Heinz-Kerry. Of all the angst I’ve had over recent presidents, including Bush, I thank the stars this guy didn’t get elected.


10 posted on 05/25/2016 2:05:11 PM PDT by StAntKnee (Add your own danged sarc tag)
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To: Eddie01

Made by all the “little brown children.”


12 posted on 05/25/2016 2:09:42 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Eddie01
It says 9 raisins for knee pain but I have 2 knees...
Also have 2 sore shoulders, hips, ankles, elbows, wrists, all my fingers and toes are sore too and most and my 55 vertebrate. Comes to 195 raisins but going to round up to 200 and hope my digestion improves too.
14 posted on 05/25/2016 2:12:50 PM PDT by jcon40
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To: Eddie01

Thanks for posting. Going to try it


16 posted on 05/25/2016 2:20:15 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: Eddie01

4133 days since 01/30/2005 when Hanoi John Kerry promised, on national TV, to sign form SF-180 and release his military records. Still waiting Johnboy!


19 posted on 05/25/2016 2:46:18 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Eddie01

I swore that read “gun-soaked” raisins at first.


21 posted on 05/25/2016 2:50:39 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Eddie01

I live in Memphis. Do I need to soak a bar room queen instead of raisins?


23 posted on 05/25/2016 3:11:42 PM PDT by ebshumidors
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To: Eddie01

Are the raisins really necessary? Enough gin will probably help you not feel any pain.


24 posted on 05/25/2016 3:40:24 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: Eddie01

Of course Heinz is not her maiden name, it’s the name of her ketchup-heir first husband who died in a plane crash.


25 posted on 05/25/2016 6:40:15 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Eddie01

I make pine shoot liqueur for respiratory ailments - oh, and it’s delicious.

I also make Nocino out of black walnuts. Very delicious.


26 posted on 05/25/2016 7:43:09 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Eddie01

After I soak the raisins I put them under my knees?


27 posted on 05/25/2016 8:59:55 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
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