In search of bigger butts, women find South Florida death traps

Miami Herald ^ | May 17, 2016 | Fabiola Santiago

[SkyDancer]

Kardashian’s derriere will be down around her knees when she get older. Gravity will have its way.

[TChad]

Q: When did having a fat ass become attractive?
A: Never.

Bonus questions and answers:

Q: When did having artificially enlarged breasts become attractive?
A: Never.

Q: When did Kim Kardashian become attractive?
A: Never.

[Pelham]

+1

[Pelham]

...nothing beats USC Song Girls..

[gigster]

And, I am so old, that I remember when Playboy Playmates Represented the Feminine Ideal. Now, however, no more nude Models? It’s Un-American.

[Pelham]

That's 'cuz they're too young to have heard of the aptly-named Twiggy

[morphing libertarian]

If you look at a lot of classic art you will conclude that fat asses have been in style more often than not.

[GOP Poet]

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[patriot08]

Couldn’t agree more. Why would any woman WANT a big behind?

[BerryDingle]

I can fix that flat butt!

[a fool in paradise]

They may not have been born with big butt genes but it’s who they are dammit and employers and insurance can’t discriminate against that!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LQJYgs1sxc

[TChad]

Unfortunately, you are right. I should have added that I was just giving my own opinion.

[Smittie]

And to think that Hitlary has been wearing those hideous teepee suits to cover her fat @**.....

[Slings and Arrows]

Silly anaconda, you’re ovoviviparous!

[edh]

“Think Kim Kardashian. It’s so over.”

Yep! The Kardashiass is what started the pontoon ass craze. These people trying to emulate that glorified whore are beyond help. I’m about as bad of a pig as there is and I find nothing attractive about her. In a fair and just world, she cleans toilets with a toothbrush for a living.

I’m sure the First Wookie is also part of the media driven large ass fad.

I’d love to be a plastic surgeon this time next year. Not only will you have a ton of fix-up jobs to perform on idiots that paid $39.95 for ass implants, you’ll also make a killing removing those things once the fad dies off.

Can you imagine looking at pictures of women with pontoon ass 100 years from now? I gotta say, these past 10 years are going to make people in 2116 laugh their asses off (pun intended). Between gay this, bathroom that, gigantic ass, and other social sickness, people won’t know whether to laugh or cry for us!

[Salamander]

But he’s got buns, hun.

:D

[Salamander]

I would shoot myself.

[Pelham]

...only if we didn’t do it first

[Salamander]

I would consider it a mercy killing.

:D

[Pelham]

That’s what I figured. An heir of Boudica must be spared such shame.