Posted on 05/18/2016 2:17:12 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator
I self-Identify- Thank you Barak Obama. You fundamentally transformed the definition of identity. A man who self-identifies as a woman can now use the women’s bathroom by just deeming it…so.
Free at last, free at last…I can now self-identify as the person, character, object, avatar, fantasy & impulse as I want to be.
I self-identify as part-time senator from Florida with 3 votes for every vote of the other senators…wait now, I self-identify as the owner of the most awesome owner of a conservative website called Free Republic where the posters call themselves FReepers…
I self-identify as Justin Verlander. Gimme my check and me and Kate’ll be on our way.
No, I’m Justin Verlander.
I’m the king of England.
Please send me my crown.
How about all of us self-identifying as “trans” when applying for jobs? We’d be a guaranteed shoo-in. After getting the job, we can self-identify as normal.
It’s time to make the little faggot pee in a cup. His rational thought and behavioral indicators are all over the freaking map.
I self-identified as a native Texan and a Freeper.
I am counting the days and minutes until BHO or whatever his real name is, is out of office and exposed for the traitor and fraud he is.
God Bless, God Bless the U.S.A., God Bless Israel, God Bless Freedom Lovers Everywhere.
I self-identify as the Grand High Exalted Mystic Emperor of the Cosmos.
Thou shalt bow before me!
I self identify as twins. I like using carpool lanes.
From here on out, I self identify as Hispanic. I know my parents are essentially 100% Irish, but I speak Spanish, have family members who married people from Mexico and Venezuela, and adopted nieces from Colombia and Peru. And more importantly, I have identified with Hispanic culture since high school. I feel Hispanic inside.
If I can become a woman just by feeling like a woman, why can’t I become Hispanic by feeling Hispanic? If preventing me from getting benefits based on my biologic sex is illegal, by what logic to they prevent me from getting benefits based on my biological race? There’s even less scientific evidence that something like biologic race exists than there is of biologic sex.
Wait... today I feel more... African. Yeah, that’s it. I feel African.
England doesn’t have a king at the moment. But you can always be a queen!
I’m Bruce Jenner and that ugly lady who looks like a man needs to give me back my medals!
“I self identify as twins. I like using carpool lanes.”
Now that’s funny. I live in Massachusetts. It just might work.
I self-identify as Billionaire Zathras.
I demand access to a private jet, yacht, and a beachfront mansion in Hawaii.
So, our response should (must) be to take advantage of this opportunity to the max. Collapse their system by using their insanity against them. Force them to either admit that their notion of feelings-based gender fluidity is idiotic and based upon nothing verifiable, or "identify" as the biggest "transgender", lesbian, black-hispanic (after all, why can't you "identify" as multiple races?), bisexual, "pan sexual", "trans-abled" (disabled trapped in an "abled" body?) person on the planet, and DEMAND that colleges, employers, businesses, government, etc. bow to your "identity." When they refuse, insist that they prove that you are not what you say you are. At that point they have lost and their little empire begins to crumble.
Should they persist, hit them with that infamous liberal fave, "Who are you to judge?" That should throw them for a loop.
Is there a youtube vid with sound for that? lol
I self identify as a Klingon warrior. Kaplah.
Now everybody has to pretend I am one.
And have gourmet bugs flown in.
I self identify as The Rock’s girlfriend. :-)
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