TWITTER: Getting into the Girls Locker Room for Dummies

dfu via twitter ^ | 5-13-16 | DFU

[CGASMIA68]

Funny

[DuncanWaring]

Wouldn’t it be simpler to just “Identify as a bull-dyke lesbian”?

[Snickering Hound]

I'm a 20 year old USC Song Girl trapped in this body, I demand to join you in your showers.

[Vigilanteman]

So mean.

So insensitive.

So politically incorrect.

So damn funny!

[mbarker12474]

And I identify as a Rutabaga.

[doug from upland]

Fight on for ol’ SC

[mountainlion]

Could someone good with Photoshop make a restroom sigh with a dog and cow below it because it is not fair to have just certain animals in restrooms.

[xrmusn]

I’m a 20 year old USC Song Girl trapped in this body, I demand to join you in your showers.
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hmmm

I was a male trapped in a woman’s body.

Then my mother birthed me.

[PJBankard]

[rovenstinez]

I was born Caucasian, but I think I an transitioning to black. I can’t get short black kinky hair, or the accent. I wonder if anyone can help me. It’s hard knowing you are black, and not one else cares.

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

LOL. Great job Doug.

I hope everyone posts this on FB.

The thing about the way this letter is written, however all the boys would have to do is to say: “I feel like a girl today” and the school would have to accommodate them.

[doug from upland]

Yep, that is all they have to do. Boys at 13 will be putting up the challenge -— I DARE YOU!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

ROFL

Just one, minor addition:

Eat tofu, quiche and sprouts at lunch! ;-)

[oldtech]

Saw or heard about this one the other day.....a man said he was going to use fire hydrants as bathrooms & when stopped by a cop,he would tell him he thought he was a dog.

[jalisco555]

This is funny but the reality is that you need not do any of these things. All you need to do is say “I identify as female today” and you’re in.

[Mrs. Don-o]

But Obama just said you should be confident in your blackness. So you just have to assert it. Nobody can disprove it, and nobody can stop you.

[Personal Responsibility]

Don’t even need to go that far these days. Just utter the phrase “I identify as a woman”

[jonno]

And to really prove your sincerity, you could present for inspection the strap of your thong - or your lacy panties.

Who could argue the point then?

[bgill]

If boys need a list of how-tos, the American male is doomed.