Ficus benghalensis
Common enough problem.
Looks like they got to the root of the problem.
All trees emit evil, poison carbon. They all must be cut down to save the earth from global warming.
“The woman had reportedly been trying to climb the tree before she became stuck’
In flip-flops..............not so smart. The problem with Key West is there are not enough drinking establishments there.
She heard there was a millionaire bachelor in there.
There was a place on Las Olas with one of these in the court yard.
I live on Victoria Park road and went there often.
Elbow Room too.if I could make it
Ents be looking for wives...got to be one slow witted drunk to get trapped by a tropical Ent
Was this on Caroline Street by chance?
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Is this tree REAL? Too many tree trunks! Suspicious.
Tree Advocates were outraged at her abuse of this 200 year old tree system. There can be no good reason to climb a tree like this. Was she over-medicated? Lucky, she still had a live phone with her.
She’s a real tree hugger.
Take a big squirrel to put that large of a nut in his hideaway.
Arborsexual...another protected class on the horizon.
Was this Sandra Fluke?
Tell this her, condoms don’t grow on Rubber Trees!
Should have doused her with baby oil and let her slip out naturally.
5.56mm
“Hello Mom....Dad.....I’m.....I’m stuck in a tree.”
“You mean you’re stuck on a branch, honey?”
“No. I mean I’m stuck in a tree. You know, the bottom part. What do they call that? The suitcase. I’m stuck in the suitcase of the tree.”
“I guess she did get that ‘stupid gene’ from your side of the family after all. Trunk, dear, you’re stuck in the trunk of the tree.”
“It’s not an elephant, Dad. It’s a tree.”
Wonder if there was Chinese music?
A chainsaw would’ve solved that problem real quick.
And no need to hurt the tree, either.