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1 posted on 04/29/2016 6:44:28 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Hey, has anyone seen Joe recently?


2 posted on 04/29/2016 6:46:10 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: BenLurkin

POP goes the weasel.


4 posted on 04/29/2016 6:48:50 PM PDT by paintriot
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To: BenLurkin; Lazamataz
Here is the culprit.

This is the North American Spork weasel. It is known to post on Free Republic.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

5 posted on 04/29/2016 6:51:03 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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There was no time-traveling pigeon?

What a letdown.

6 posted on 04/29/2016 6:51:43 PM PDT by TChad
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To: BenLurkin

The first computer “bug” was actually a moth that landed on a circuit board of the world’s first computer, the ENIAC, and shorted it out.


8 posted on 04/29/2016 6:53:15 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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The same thing happened to my brand new truck. One month in, some rodent ate the headlight wire with soy based insulation.


9 posted on 04/29/2016 6:53:17 PM PDT by cyclotic (Liberalism is what smart looks like to stupid people.)
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Have any of those geniuses over there ever heard of metal conduit? Imagine, leaving unprotected power cables exposed not just to the elements, but to rodents.......or to vandals. Crap for brains!


10 posted on 04/29/2016 6:55:49 PM PDT by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
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In the USA this could result in a total and permanent shutdown of CERN due to its devastating effect on local wildlife.


11 posted on 04/29/2016 6:57:47 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Harvey Dent -- can he be trusted?)
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So that explains the collapsing magnetic field the other day.


13 posted on 04/29/2016 7:02:09 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Was it a sporkweasel?


15 posted on 04/29/2016 7:06:59 PM PDT by null and void ("when authority began inspiring contempt, it had stopped being authority" ~ H. Beam Piper)
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What was Paul Krugman doing at the Hadron Collider?


16 posted on 04/29/2016 7:08:18 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Donald Trump, warts and all, is not a public enemy. The Golems in the GOP are stasis and apathy)
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Was the weasel responsible for the manetosphere collapse too?


18 posted on 04/29/2016 7:13:48 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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major medical, boys !!


19 posted on 04/29/2016 7:24:24 PM PDT by llevrok (Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
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Look! Over there! A weasel!

(as the black hole continues to grow)

They aren’t foolin anybody WHO KNOWS!


20 posted on 04/29/2016 7:47:43 PM PDT by DaxtonBrown (wrote Harry Reid.s only biography www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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I once cut thru a 15 amp line with a paire of wire cutters. That was kind of exciting. A big POP sound and a flash of blue light. The wire cutters had a nice 14 gauge hole in the cutting edge as a result. It would have to be more spectacular for the weasel to cut into a 66 kV line.


21 posted on 04/29/2016 7:50:26 PM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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after a luckless weasel decided to chew on a 66-kilovolt power cable.


wow 66 kvolt?. Pop Goes the Weasel!


22 posted on 04/29/2016 7:54:56 PM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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What was Ted Cruz doing there? Never mind. If it was Ted, they would have said LYIN’ Ted Cruz.


23 posted on 04/29/2016 7:57:02 PM PDT by gg188 (Ted Cruz, R - Goldman Sachs)
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The animals know something we do not......


26 posted on 04/29/2016 8:21:42 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Now the weasel will be declared “endangered” and the weasels in the BLM or EPA or PETA will shut it down for good.


27 posted on 04/29/2016 8:24:08 PM PDT by G Larry (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
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Why would a Dimocrat chew on a power cable - oh, stupid..ok.


30 posted on 04/29/2016 8:53:43 PM PDT by Rembrandt (Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
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