Posted on 04/28/2016 4:00:55 PM PDT by Signalman
Six months ago, I made a reckless vow. With Donald Trump dominating in polls, I said I’d eat a column — 18 column inches of toxic newsprint, wood-pulp, ink and all — if Trump won the Republican presidential nomination.
My rationale: “Americans are better than Trump,” and Republican primary voters wouldn’t nominate “a candidate who expresses the bigotry and misogyny that Trump has.”
his prediction still looks viable. More than 60 percent of Republican primary voters have rejected Trump so far, and there’s a decent chance Republicans can at least force the nationalist demagogue into a contested convention. They know his racism and xenophobia would be a recipe for disaster.
But, to be safe, I am in search of other recipes. With the help of one of the capital’s great chefs — and seeking the guidance of you, the reader — I am taking the prudent step of preparing to eat my words in case Trump secures the nomination.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...
everything goes down with enough peanut butter and milk
What goes well with newsprint?
HEMLOCK
Maybe douse it with some of that hot sauce Hillary supposedly carries in her man bag.
A healthy helping of crow.
Toss in a large helping of crow.
Mash it up with water, them use that to make a crust for an ‘umble pie.
Since you are a journalist, I’d recommend antifreeze.
Maybe with some sour grape jelly.
Maybe borrow some from a few FReepers that seem to be having a belly full of it these days.
A good Napa/Sonoma Cab will aid in digesting his column.
Even more have rejected all the other pretenders.
What goes well with newsprint? ...A suicide pact with your co-workers.
Instead of eating his column, maybe the knothead would be willing to leave the country permanently, in the company of all the celebs who’ve said they will do so.
Beat me to it. +1
So is Dana Shillbank referring to the ink physically on the paper or is he referring to the toxic content of his spew?
Since newsprint ink has been around forever, and the ink manufacturers and newpaper companies would have been sued out of existence by now if, in fact, the ink was toxic, I therefore infer that the toxicity is his own ideological blatherings.
large quantities of dead penguin genitalia
In the south, we can eat anything with enough ketchup.
Perhaps your own fecal matter would work nicely, Mr. Milbank. You’ve been feeding it to your readers for many years and being paid to do so. I hear it works very well as a spread.
Choke on it you liberal POS! Not you signalman, the author of this.
Fava beans or perhaps hemlock
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