Posted on 04/27/2016 9:22:22 PM PDT by nickcarraway
The first ‘mail odor dating service’ matches people based on a three-day old T-shirt sample. If both your nostrils agree the other smells great, it’s a match
My date, Hannes, had just been swimming in the East River and I could smell him over the cafe table. This made sense, as it had been his scent that first attracted me several weeks earlier.
I’d chosen him as one of my Smell Dating matches, an online matchmaking project that combines the internet’s ability to judge multiple people at once with a physical object (a smelly T-shirt) packed full of pheromones.
Billed as “the first mail odor dating service”, Smell Dating hopes to connect people based on what body odor they find attractive. For $25, you’re sent a T-shirt to wear for three days – no perfume or deodorant allowed. You then send it off and receive samples to sniff in exchange. You choose which scent you like the best, and if both your nostrils agree the other smells great, you’ll be matched via email. No information about age, gender or sexual orientation is known beforehand.
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
If I wore the same shirt for three days it would be declared a biohazard.
Exactly. Who wears the same shirt for 3 days? Without deodorant no less. I can’t even stand my own body odor if I go much beyond 25 hrs without a shower. This is just plain nasty! Lol
Bernie supporters?
If anyone does smell good after three days, she is a keeper.
Ok, you got me there. Just damn!
I don’t know man. Even shrimp don’t smell too good after 3 days. And I love me some shrimp!!
I got some socks that would knock their tee-shirts off!
It sounds silly, but I actually believe there is a little something to it. The problem is that many people do have odor problems that almost everyone will find offensive, especially people who drink a lot.
I always change my under-thingies at least one a week, whether I need to or not.
Lonesome? Why not just drop a hanky?
—a CLEAN one?
O Chivalry, how far thou has fallen...
Swimming in the East River? Isn’t that a sewer?
She wrote: “I like long walks on the beach at dawn, and feeling the cool spray of the waves. When I’m alone (which is most of the time) I also like smelling and analyzing the intriquing scent of my own hot breath. I sniff deeply
from my cupped, manicured, lotioned hands. But enough about me, what do you like to do??
Signed: H.T. for Halitosis Tolerant.
Years ago I had a friend who would walk behind a potential acquaintance to smell her hair. If it did not smell clean and fresh he would walk away.
I got the ‘tip’ from him and started doing that. I married a woman who had fresh, clean-smelling hair and now it has been almost 31 years that we have been together.
Or if the pheromone match is such that even when she's smelling her worst, it smells good to you, then you know you have a match made in Heaven. If she can cook, it's a plus but you might have to wait util you're both too old to "do it" 5 times a day to find out....
>Gak<
When they start mating us to the ladies based on their three-day-old panties, give me a call.
> ... Exactly. Who wears the same shirt for 3 days? Without deodorant no less.
The term Hippie Liberals comes to mind.
congrats ...
you selected a can of starkist
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