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Why We Need a Better Way to Measure Farts
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 | 1April 2016
 | David Robson
Posted on 04/03/2016 8:33:34 AM PDT by Covenantor
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To: Covenantor
    ....”Strangely enough, the most popular method to measure flatulence has been a breath test”....
more at source url
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:34:51 AM PDT
by 
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
 
To: Covenantor
    “Silent but deadly” isn’t descriptive enough?
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:35:23 AM PDT
by 
PGR88
 
To: Covenantor
    Although I am a medical researcher by training, and any area of health should be within my interests... there are areas where I will not go. This is one.
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:36:09 AM PDT
by 
exDemMom
(Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
 
To: Covenantor
    Such a noxious topic, albeit an important one.
 
To: Covenantor
    A middle age man went to visit his elderly father in the assisted living home.
When the nurse wheeled him in to meet his son, the old man started to lean forward in his wheelchair. The nurse grabbed his shoulders and sat him back up straight.
The old man then started falling to his left. Again the nurse straighted him up.
The old man then started falling to his right. Again, the nurse straightened him up.
At this point, the old man began to cry. The son said, “Dad, why are you crying?”.
The old man pointed to the nurse and said, “She won’t let me fart”.
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:38:02 AM PDT
by 
GeorgiaDawg32
(www.greenhornshooting.com - Professional handgun training.)
 
To: Tax-chick; moose07; NicknamedBob; NoCmpromiz; Monkey Face; Darksheare; ArGee; null and void
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:38:48 AM PDT
by 
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
 
To: exDemMom
    At least not without a gasmask.
 
To: Covenantor
    The sun has set on England...
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:38:57 AM PDT
by 
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes" - Albert Einstein)
 
To: GeorgiaDawg32
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:39:41 AM PDT
by 
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
 
To: Covenantor
    the length of cruz’s nose would be one way.
 
To: Covenantor
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:43:42 AM PDT
by 
Doomonyou
(Let them eat Lead.)
 
To: exDemMom
    "... 
there are areas where I will not go. This is one.Doesn't pass the sniff test, eh?
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:44:48 AM PDT
by 
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
 
To: Covenantor
    Source of global warming:
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:44:52 AM PDT
by 
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
 
To: Fido969
    “The sun has set on England...”
Not for another couple of hours yet. The Clocks changed at the weekend.
:)
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:51:47 AM PDT
by 
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Put the Cheese down and step away.!)
 
To: moose07
    Maybe that catch phrase from Monty Python WAS a medical diagnosis.
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:53:37 AM PDT
by 
Covenantor
(Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
 
To: Covenantor
    This is going to involve the creation of the ‘Most expensive machine in the Hospital’ that also ‘goes Ping!’.
There’s a blast from the past. :)
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:57:39 AM PDT
by 
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. Put the Cheese down and step away.!)
 
To: Covenantor
    As a Flatulent-American, I appreciate any study that unmasks the discrimination we face daily.
Studies also show that it's just not healthy to withhold bodily functions.
So I will continue, unimpeded and damn you all!
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 8:58:51 AM PDT
by 
PROCON
 
To: Covenantor; 3D-JOY; abner; Abundy; AGreatPer; Albion Wilde; AliVeritas; alisasny; ...
    Terrence and Philip would approve.
Combined PING! and DANG!
 
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posted on 
04/03/2016 9:06:43 AM PDT
by 
az_gila
 
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