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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 03/25/2016 6:05:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I bet you get bullied a lot.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

She's the first in her family born without tail.

That man is cruelly depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

What he is lacking in intelligence, he more than makes up for in stupidity.

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

What's wrong, don't you get any attention back home?

You are not even beneath my contempt.

You are not obnoxious like so many other people, you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

You grow on people, but so does cancer.

You have an inferiority complex and it is fully justified.

You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one.

You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.

Your mind isn't so much twisted as badly sprained.

You're a habit I'd like to kick - with both feet.


And the most ignorant of all?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ignorance; ofst; silliness
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To: mylife
Seems redundant to me!


Incredible to see how the mother instinctively cradles the young croc in her mouth to keep it out of harm's way.
61 posted on 03/25/2016 9:56:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: upchuck

“The whole world is three drinks behind,” Humphrey Bogart proclaimed in 1950. “If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.”


62 posted on 03/25/2016 9:58:17 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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63 posted on 03/25/2016 9:58:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: bert

Hearing loss isn’t for the elderly. I’m 57 and have it. I served 10 years on aircraft carriers. One benefit of the wife leaving is I don’t have to use the closed captioning when watching TV.


64 posted on 03/25/2016 10:03:10 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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65 posted on 03/25/2016 10:09:55 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

I don’t watch any of the new shows. TVLand runs 4 hours of Gunsmoke every weekday. I DVR them and watch them daily. That is GREAT entertainment!!!


66 posted on 03/25/2016 10:26:46 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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67 posted on 03/25/2016 10:38:18 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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68 posted on 03/25/2016 10:40:14 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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69 posted on 03/25/2016 10:56:05 AM PDT by luvie (Cruz or Lose! "Where the vision is lost, the people perish"--Proverbs 29:18)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 70!!

Great silliness for this Good Friday!


70 posted on 03/25/2016 11:46:30 AM PDT by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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To: dragonblustar

lol


71 posted on 03/25/2016 2:36:04 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Best to hide that one, use....

72 posted on 03/25/2016 3:32:57 PM PDT by relentlessly
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To: mylife

Sixteen is still underage in a number of jurisdictions. :)


73 posted on 03/25/2016 5:05:18 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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74 posted on 03/25/2016 5:31:58 PM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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Got a good one for ya. This happened in my daughters 1st year college class this morning. Some airhead girl was gushing about Bernie. Saying she went to a rally and she was feeling “the bern”. My daughter told her “she might want to go get that checked out.”

Hahahahahaha...love it!


75 posted on 03/25/2016 9:14:43 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: wyokostur

lol! Nice!


76 posted on 03/26/2016 7:28:40 AM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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77 posted on 03/26/2016 7:46:39 AM PDT by wyokostur
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78 posted on 03/26/2016 7:55:52 AM PDT by wyokostur
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79 posted on 03/26/2016 8:02:38 AM PDT by wyokostur
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