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Massive Tree Embedded In Car's Grille Tips Cops Off To Possible Drunk Driver
Jalopnik ^ | 3/7/2016 | David Tracy

Posted on 03/07/2016 3:57:13 PM PST by nascarnation

A Chicago-area driver, whom police suspect was drunk (you’ll never guess HOW), crashed into a tree and wedged it into her engine bay. But instead of stopping like a normal human being might have, the trunk driver inexplicably just kept on going.

The Roselle Police Department posted two pictures on its Facebook page depicting a car with a 15-foot tree sticking out of its grille. The car had been driving in suburban Chicago late at night on the 23rd of January when another driver spotted it and called the cops.

An officer did eventually spot the car, possibly from a mile away, and pulled the tree-wielding Lincoln Town Car over. The officer noticed the airbags had been deployed (for obvious reasons), and that the driver appeared to be intoxicated.

The suspect behind the wheel, Maryann Christy, told the officer that she had run into a tree in a nearby town, but that she didn’t recall where exactly the accident took place, according to the Chicago Tribune.

Who runs into a tree and can’t remember where it happened? That seems like a fairly dramatic event to forget about, if you ask me.

The driver failed sobriety tests and the officer took her in on driving under the influence charges, police said. It was a bad day for her, and while alcohol may have affected her motoring skills, at least she still knew how to drive a stick.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: alcohol; chicago; drunkdriving; tree; wod
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1 posted on 03/07/2016 3:57:13 PM PST by nascarnation
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To: nascarnation

BS. It’s the new hood ornament craze.


2 posted on 03/07/2016 3:59:03 PM PST by rineaux
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To: nascarnation

It would like especially lovely if it were a cherry tree in full bloom.


3 posted on 03/07/2016 4:00:14 PM PST by PGR88
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To: rineaux

That is one way to flag down a cop.


4 posted on 03/07/2016 4:00:25 PM PST by stocksthatgoup ("You gotta leave it to the voters to decide what they want. I don't take any strategy from anybody")
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To: nascarnation

Uh oh. Better call MAACO.


5 posted on 03/07/2016 4:00:37 PM PST by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: nascarnation

Who knew the new Lincolns had three on the tree.


6 posted on 03/07/2016 4:02:01 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: stocksthatgoup

Should see it during Christmas.


7 posted on 03/07/2016 4:03:12 PM PST by rineaux
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To: nascarnation

Better than having a pedestrian stuck in the grill.


8 posted on 03/07/2016 4:04:04 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: SaveFerris

Better call Saul! He can argue her right to bear trees.


9 posted on 03/07/2016 4:04:19 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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To: Farmer Dean

Well said, and obviously that could well have happened.


10 posted on 03/07/2016 4:04:46 PM PST by nascarnation (RIP Scalia. Godspeed)
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To: nascarnation

New Lincoln model with trunk in the front, and the rear.


11 posted on 03/07/2016 4:04:48 PM PST by Ahithophel (Communication is an art form susceptible to sudden technical failures)
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To: TigersEye

There ya go.

Perhaps a call to AA as well.


12 posted on 03/07/2016 4:06:19 PM PST by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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To: nascarnation

Insurance won’t cover the damage if she’s convicted,right?


13 posted on 03/07/2016 4:06:31 PM PST by Farmer Dean (168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
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To: nascarnation

Massive?


14 posted on 03/07/2016 4:08:11 PM PST by digger48
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To: nascarnation

“Dang it, Officer, it was like that when I got in the car.”


15 posted on 03/07/2016 4:08:57 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Ahithophel

Trunk in the front.

I love it.


16 posted on 03/07/2016 4:10:00 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (As always, /s is implicitly assumed. Unless explicitly labled /not s. Saves keystrokes.)
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To: nascarnation

Maybe the accident took place on a poorly-lit street and the tree was jaywalking.


17 posted on 03/07/2016 4:10:58 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Farmer Dean

Well the liability coverage stands...so the property owner may collect for the tree. As for the car damage itself, policies vary. Assuming the car was financed, the lienholder often requires a policy that will cover DUI incidents.


18 posted on 03/07/2016 4:11:41 PM PST by nascarnation (RIP Scalia. Godspeed)
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To: TigersEye

Better call Saul!


Good idea. LOL

I think Jimmy gets fired tonight.


19 posted on 03/07/2016 4:15:00 PM PST by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: nascarnation; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...

I didn’t know Lincolns had the trunk in front.


20 posted on 03/07/2016 4:15:43 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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