The Mods just absolutely refuse to allow the story about the crazy broad dancing naked on the top of a truck cab after a traffic accident in Houston this morning to stay up. I have seen at least 5 different articles on it posted and almost immediately pulled today. It's a shame because some of the comments and news coverage posted were really funny.
However, here is a story of another crazy lady (Velma maybe) led police on a high speed chase in the Mystery Machine in California, and then somehow eluded capture even after the van was taken into custody.
Woman Leads Police on Chase in Van Painted Like Scooby Doo Mystery Machine