[LydiaLong]

Ban Michael Jordan shoes. They lead to violence.

[grey_whiskers]

We need a waiting period to buy dreaded assault sneakers.

It's in the 2nd Emendment, the right to bare feet.

[libstripper]

There’s something wrong with me. About a year ago I bought a new pair of New Balance walking shoes and I didn’t have to shoot, or even threaten, anybody to get out of the store. Indeed, I wore the new shoes out of the sore and nobody tried to tackle me to steal them. WHAT’S GONE WRONG???

[Kenton]

This probably wouldn’t matter to “Black Lives Matter”.