It's in the 2nd Emendment, the right to bare feet.
Lemme guess, AMISH, right?
“We need a waiting period to buy dreaded assault sneakers.”
Yeah, I understand that Air Jordan’s have “extra lace eylets!” As a consequence, they are going to be reclassified as Assault Tennis Shoes, and they will be “illegal to possess” for any member of the AA “community” who are under 30. And you can’t put “bullet button” closures in the extra holes to make them legal to own. Of course there will be a Law Enforcement Exemption.