Posted on 03/03/2016 4:52:24 PM PST by Lazamataz
Tunehead54 wanted a physical call today.
So I called him.
I opened with, "Is this the person who goes by the screen name 'Tunehead54'?"
Tunehead54: "Yes it is."
Laz (in the most official voice I can muster): "Hello, this is Agent Broward from the United States Secret Service. How are you this evening?"
Tunehead54: "Um, okay I guess."
Laz: "I'll get right to the point. Our detail has a post that you posted, recently, that states 'Obama must be eliminated.'. This came to our attention last week. Do you own any firearms, sir?"
Tunehead54: "One or two, maybe."
Laz: "Ok. Well, we will need to dispatch a team to ascertain that you are not a felon- or a domestic-violence-misdemeanant in possession. Do you mind explaining what 'Obama must be eliminated' means?"
Tunehead54: (Sounding worried) "Well, what I meant is that Obama must leave office when his term expires on Jan. 20, next year."
Laz: (Breaks character) (laughs uproarously) "DUDE! IT'S LAZ! I was just f*****g with ya!! HHHHAHHAHHAAA"
Tunehead54: (forced laughter, secretly wishes he could wring my neck)
I am a very naughty bunny rabbit.
Heh, we could set up a nice one.
It’s funny though, for how common our name is, I sure don’t know many.
You most certainly are a naughty, NAUGHTY Bunny!
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