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Fun With Freepers
3/3/2016
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/03/2016 4:52:24 PM PST by Lazamataz
Tunehead54 wanted a physical call today.
So I called him.
I opened with, "Is this the person who goes by the screen name 'Tunehead54'?"
Tunehead54: "Yes it is."
Laz (in the most official voice I can muster): "Hello, this is Agent Broward from the United States Secret Service. How are you this evening?"
Tunehead54: "Um, okay I guess."
Laz: "I'll get right to the point. Our detail has a post that you posted, recently, that states 'Obama must be eliminated.'. This came to our attention last week. Do you own any firearms, sir?"
Tunehead54: "One or two, maybe."
Laz: "Ok. Well, we will need to dispatch a team to ascertain that you are not a felon- or a domestic-violence-misdemeanant in possession. Do you mind explaining what 'Obama must be eliminated' means?"
Tunehead54: (Sounding worried) "Well, what I meant is that Obama must leave office when his term expires on Jan. 20, next year."
Laz: (Breaks character) (laughs uproarously) "DUDE! IT'S LAZ! I was just f*****g with ya!! HHHHAHHAHHAAA"
Tunehead54: (forced laughter, secretly wishes he could wring my neck)
I am a very naughty bunny rabbit.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: lazisadick
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To: grey_whiskers
Patton definitely had the right idea about Russia.
To: smokingfrog
42
posted on
03/03/2016 5:12:08 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
ROTFLMSO......
Probably so..........
To: Roman_War_Criminal
44
posted on
03/03/2016 5:15:06 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
I am such a NAUGHTY bunny.That puts you in the runnin' fer one of th' mos' evil, foul-tempered rodents ye evah laid eyes on!
45
posted on
03/03/2016 5:17:12 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: uglybiker
46
posted on
03/03/2016 5:18:18 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
I am such a NAUGHTY bunny.Has anybody seen Jimmy Carter recently?
47
posted on
03/03/2016 5:20:07 PM PST
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Lazamataz
You’re sick Laz... I like that
By
48
posted on
03/03/2016 5:20:34 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(Trump/Cruz 2016)
To: tacticalogic
49
posted on
03/03/2016 5:22:38 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Mr. K
50
posted on
03/03/2016 5:24:09 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
51
posted on
03/03/2016 5:27:20 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: Bullish
Well, my first name is Rick.....
52
posted on
03/03/2016 5:34:06 PM PST
by
Bulwyf
To: Lazamataz
Punked by Laz.
If I'm ever called by the S.S., come bail me out for telling 'em to F' off.
Glad the guy didn't have a heart-attack.
53
posted on
03/03/2016 5:46:15 PM PST
by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: TexasCajun
54
posted on
03/03/2016 5:57:54 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
Poor guy! You are his friend?????
To: Lady Heron
56
posted on
03/03/2016 6:04:52 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I'm an Islamophobe??? Well, good. When it comes to Islam, there's plenty to Phobe about.)
To: Lazamataz
Behave yourself or I'll have Jimmy Carter smack you upside the head with a paddle!
57
posted on
03/03/2016 6:26:28 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: Lazamataz
You are a very interesting person.
58
posted on
03/03/2016 6:34:46 PM PST
by
Bodleian_Girl
(Mitt Romney - Wearing the same underwear since 1978)
To: Lazamataz
You counterfeit Secret Service agents make me sick.
59
posted on
03/03/2016 6:38:58 PM PST
by
Rockpile
(GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
To: Bulwyf
Coincidentally, so is mine. I'm serious.
60
posted on
03/03/2016 8:55:46 PM PST
by
Bullish
(Face it, insanity is just not presidential.)
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