Yeah, I’m in Texas.
Wouldn’t choose to be anywhere else but here.
I’ve got some friends in Sugarland, they had told me on the past about The Redneck Country Club there - said it was quite popular.
Talked to them yesterday, and Ted is having his “victory party” there on Tuesday. Sometimes I just wonder...
You're only saying that because you're gullible and have been fooled by all the Texas propaganda!
Does Texas have Cheese Steaks?
Did Forrest Gump take place in Texas?
Did the Beach Boys ever sing about Texas girls?
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but all this mindless Texas worship is just setting you up to be annexed by Oklahoma!
I'm really going to feel sorry for you when the TRUTH comes out.