You're only saying that because you're gullible and have been fooled by all the Texas propaganda!
Does Texas have Cheese Steaks?
Did Forrest Gump take place in Texas?
Did the Beach Boys ever sing about Texas girls?
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but all this mindless Texas worship is just setting you up to be annexed by Oklahoma!
I'm really going to feel sorry for you when the TRUTH comes out.
You know why Texas doesn’t slide into the gulf?
It’s because Oklahoma sucks.
;-)
This Aggie got a job at an east Texas sawmill. He hasn’t been working ten minutes and he’s lost a finger.
The foreman, an Okie, asks him what happened.
He replied, “All I did was touch this big, round spinnin’ thang, like this—Dang ... there goes another one!”