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To: Swordmaker

When I bought my iPhone, the sales rep warned me not to try this.


13 posted on 02/16/2016 5:39:13 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: windsorknot
When I bought my iPhone, the sales rep warned me not to try this.

It is one of those things that when the Liberals get fully in charge of the bureaucracy will certainly be required to be included on the fine print of every product manufactured, imprinted on where the consumer can see it before attempting to use said product, along with the admonition to not ingest said product or to insert said product in any bodily orifice, especially while it is on fire or while sky diving, or while attempting to have consensual sex with a Gerbil.

You will also be required to read in full a disclosure of all these warnings, and check and initial each paragraph before purchasing the product, notarizing each initial and checkbox individually.

24 posted on 02/16/2016 8:15:14 PM PST by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue....)
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