It is one of those things that when the Liberals get fully in charge of the bureaucracy will certainly be required to be included on the fine print of every product manufactured, imprinted on where the consumer can see it before attempting to use said product, along with the admonition to not ingest said product or to insert said product in any bodily orifice, especially while it is on fire or while sky diving, or while attempting to have consensual sex with a Gerbil.
You will also be required to read in full a disclosure of all these warnings, and check and initial each paragraph before purchasing the product, notarizing each initial and checkbox individually.
What you say is too close to the truth to be regarded or dismissed as pure satire.