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To: freedumb2003
If the end-times come, will it be able to fly?

Who needs it to fly, by then, Apple will have an iTransporter in the center which instantly teleports everyone to Alpha Centauri. Only problem is that it transports you to Alpha Centari, the star. It's hot there. . . and if you are going, better stock up on sun block with an SPF1,000,000, not to mention really good polarized sunglasses.

5 posted on 02/04/2016 12:39:21 AM PST by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue....)
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To: Swordmaker

>>For a 500 dollar tax, he is going to save this guy 5000 dollars in insurance premiums. So where do the other 4500 come from? (Take a wild guess). <<

Not a problem with iGlasses! They go from totally transparent to complete blackout in 1 nanosecond when they detect Alpha Light!


11 posted on 02/04/2016 12:52:06 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness)
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To: Swordmaker
Apple will have an iTransporter in the center which instantly teleports everyone to Alpha Centauri.

Yabbut in three months there will be the iTransporter2...then 3...How many upgrades will you need to get back?

28 posted on 02/04/2016 2:37:25 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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