[DCBryan1]

1) She has red hair
2) She has a hyphenated last name,
3) She studied liberal arts
4) She owns more cats than TVs
5) She voted for Obama
6) Thinks guns are bad
7) Thinks sex is icky
8) Dated Lazamataz, even once.
9) Visits DU
10) Doesn't go to church
11) Doesn't believe in God
12) Doesn't like BBQ, Trucks, baseball, or beer
13) Can't support herself
14) Doesn't like/want kids
15) Watches any TV show on Life, BET, Women networks.

[vetvetdoug]

#1-3 was my first wife.

[chesley]

Red hair on a woman covers a lot of sins. Specifically #’s 3, 4, 12, 13, & 15

3. My wife's a social worker. Not the same, but close enough.

4. I love cats better than anything on TV. Dogs, too.

12. OK, that's bad, but I can enjoy myself with them without a woman by my side.

13. I grew up expecting to support a wife. Haven't had to carry the load completely, except while we were raising young kids.

15. Actually, my wife hates them more than I do. Still, I read through whatever program she's watching that I don't like, or go practice my trumpet, or take an evening nap, so it's good.

[Major Matt Mason]

Honestly, voting for Obama would probably be akin to checking off all of the boxes.

[NEMDF]

#8 - there now you knocked out half the women over 20 in the United States!!

[Lazamataz]

8) Dated Lazamataz, even once.

HEY!

[Hoffer Rand]

Now WAIT a minute. That’s a pretty broad brush you’re painting with...

1) She has red hair -YES
2) She has a hyphenated last name -Did for a lot of years
3) She studied liberal arts -YES
4) She owns more cats than TVs -Did for a LONG time
5) She voted for Obama -Not even if you paid me
6) Thinks guns are bad -Love guns
7) Thinks sex is icky -Love sex, too
8) Dated Lazamataz, even once. -Not yet
9) Visits DU -Never have, never will
10) Doesn’t go to church -YES, and teach Bible Study
11) Doesn’t believe in God -YES and serve Him
12) Doesn’t like BBQ, Trucks, baseball, or beer -like 3 out of 4, LOVE football, does that count?
13) Can’t support herself -YES, and Hubby, too
14) Doesn’t like/want kids -YES, and like the grandkids, too
15) Watches any TV show on Life, BET, Women networks. -hate chick flicks

[mcshot]

I could live with the red hair. Zero as in 0 on the rest.

[trisham]

You were doing well until this:

1) She has red hair

[Graybeard58]

Always leaves the toilet lid down.

Expects you to make HER a sammich.