Cuddle Parties are likely to become a haven for sexual predators.
More like teaches gayness.
So pathetic and sad.
Okay. There are a lot of creepy things I can think of, but this ranks pretty high on the list.
I cannot even imagine it. Why does this remind me of the movie “Demolition Man” where they have kiosks set up in public places where people can put money in and have a machine give them positive feedback like: “You’re a good person. People like you. You have many positive qualities...”
This makes me shudder...
Fat women and closeted men
Will they be playing Michael Jackson songs during these “cuddle parties?”
The participants always seem to be the kind of people who lack whatever is necessary to attract cuddling partners on their own. :)
I must say, I was kind of interested in reading the comments section (for humor’s sake, if nothing else) but they wisely didn’t have one.
It would have probably been seen as a source of Microaggression...
Had to look this up. How many facepalms is this worth?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuddle_party
Cuddle parties are described by organizers as “workshop/social-events” that give adults an opportunity to “give and receive welcomed affectionate touch in a no-expectation, friendly setting, according to your needs, desires, interests, and boundaries.” Cuddle parties are described as nonsexual events and commonly kissing is not allowed.[2]
A cuddle party is a group experience, while the one-on-one analog is a cuddlebuddy relationship. However, “cuddle-buddies” are almost always ongoing relationships after being formed from prior relationships (friendship, etc.) Whereas in formal cuddle parties usually each person only has prior bonds with part of the total membership and the membership relationships are often not ongoing (e.g. same group may never meet again or only a few times).
They may be referred to as a “puppy pile party” or “Contact Comfort Gathering”.
They sound soooooo creepy.
Ok, so what about that one creepy guy with whom nobody wants to cuddle?
When he goes postal and shoots up a shopping mall...oh wait, never mind.
We already know, the gun caused it!