there's one born every minute.
Posted on 01/15/2016 10:44:27 AM PST by nickcarraway
A lobotomy would have been a cheaper way to become blonde.
Hell, it cost me 10 times that to divorce a blonde
Have you ever seen that black “I wannabe a white chick” on “The Doctors”? Now that is obsession.........
And Liberals don’t understand why the rest of us think New Yorkers are nuts.
* INSERT BLOND JOKE HERE *
Once I got the check for $11,000.00, I said “Well, dang, you were a blonde all along!”
I do my own hair for less than 100.00 a year.
40 volume peroxide, high lift toner, additives to eliminate burning, reduce brassiness and accelerate processing.
I get many compliments even from hairdressers so I must be doing it right.
Twelve grand at the salon is just plain nuts unless you’re independently wealthy or in show biz.
Not a blond joke, but still a good one I heard on Jack Van Impe show.
Wife: Honey, will you still love me when I’m old and gray?
Husband: Why wouldn’t I? I loved you through four other colors.
There are aliens among us.
A blonde is pulled over by a State Trooper, who is also blonde. "License, registration, and proof of insurance," the trooper demands. The driver hands her the registration, proof of insurance, and her compact. The trooper opens it up. "You're under arrest," she sez, "this is a picture of me, not you."
Sometimes I think they are the majority.
It’s not coloring her hair that’s the tip off ... billions of people do that. It’s being so WEIRD about it.
there's one born every minute.
Okay, this one’s a little more positive:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
“YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
I used to spend $150 every 3 months for a cut and color....ombré. Platinum on top. I absolutely hated sitting in that chair for 3 hrs so I learned how to do it myself. I wear my hair a lot shorter now and have platinum (almost white) hair and it looks as good as when I paid someone else to do it. I also use the exact same toner the salons use. I buy it off Amazon.
It’s not that hard to learn how to do it yourself. It’s all over the net. Amazon and Sally’s and I get it done.
I’d rather do it myself even if I’m flush.
I do a better job and the salon never puts the additives in.
I really need that no burn stuff.
I don’t waste money on mani pedi either because I do too much with my hands.
Fingernails trimmed not too short, clear or pale frost.
Pedi is done at home with rosy pink nail polish. I don’t sweat it too bad until summer because I’m always wearing socks.
I’m just cheap like that. :)
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