A blonde is pulled over by a State Trooper, who is also blonde. "License, registration, and proof of insurance," the trooper demands. The driver hands her the registration, proof of insurance, and her compact. The trooper opens it up. "You're under arrest," she sez, "this is a picture of me, not you."
Okay, this one’s a little more positive:
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
“YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know - I thought you were watching.”
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.