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Obama Bans Wealthy From Hoarding Gold
SkinnyReporter ^
| by Justin Thyme
Posted on 01/15/2016 8:14:23 AM PST by Lazamataz
WASHINGTON, D.C. â President Barack Obama today banned private ownership of more than a quarter ounce of gold, saying the move was necessary to revive the economy.
"Wealthy Americans are bailing out on the economy by taking their money out of circulation and hoarding gold," Obama said as he signed an executive order reminiscent of Depression-era President Franklin D. Roosevelt's ban on the possession of gold.
"The wealthy are violating their trust and abusing their position by investing in gold," Obama said. "My order will put an immediate end to this practice, which threatens to hijack the good efforts of Congress and my administration, which needs at least 3 trillion dollars of additional stimulus money to maintain an acceptable rate of growth of the federal government. My motto is 'If you're not getting bigger, you're not getting better.'"
Obama made the announcement at a dais set up in the White House Rose Garden and immediately left without taking questions, his customary practice in his ongoing effort to eliminate transparency in government.
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To: Lazamataz
Two Socialists/birds-of-a-feather...
...I would not have doubted it IF it hadn’t been satire.
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01/15/2016 11:22:08 AM PST
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i_robot73
("A man chooses. A slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/15/2016 11:54:04 AM PST
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Albion Wilde
("We need someone to lead us back to the standard of excellence we once epitomized." --Donald Trump)
To: Lazamataz
Admit it. You have secret microphones planted in the Outhouse Oval Office.
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01/15/2016 12:18:05 PM PST
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Rockpile
(GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
To: gaijin
Recently it has become very difficult to tell the difference between a joke and actual reality.
definitely
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posted on
01/15/2016 12:20:57 PM PST
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samtheman
(Elect Trump, Build Wall. End Censorship.)
To: Lazamataz
This man disagrees.
To: Lazamataz
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Oztrich Boy
('Life is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy for those who feel' - Horace Walpole)
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