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1 posted on 01/12/2016 1:05:17 PM PST by DFG
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Portland.


2 posted on 01/12/2016 1:06:15 PM PST by nwrep
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No, I’m just happy to see you.


3 posted on 01/12/2016 1:06:51 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This space for rent.)
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EinPantsSchlange


4 posted on 01/12/2016 1:07:11 PM PST by posterchild
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"We know where he lives is gonna be living one day soon if he keeps this caca up!"
5 posted on 01/12/2016 1:07:23 PM PST by Paladin2
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Is that a python down your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


6 posted on 01/12/2016 1:07:28 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (Is Ted Cruz a US citizen? Yeah? Then Shut Up and Sit Down.)
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"we know all about him and his girlfriend."

There's a helluva practical joke there.

7 posted on 01/12/2016 1:07:28 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.

"That's just for decoration, baby.. that's it and that's all!"

8 posted on 01/12/2016 1:07:48 PM PST by humblegunner (NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
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Hey buddy,that’s some trouser snake you got there.


9 posted on 01/12/2016 1:08:10 PM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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Wait until the constrictions start.


10 posted on 01/12/2016 1:08:34 PM PST by posterchild
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You might be a herpetologist if you have a certain STD and stuff a python down your pants.


11 posted on 01/12/2016 1:08:35 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This space for rent.)
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Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnO4gK_56g


12 posted on 01/12/2016 1:08:53 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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I got arrested when I pulled a python out of my pants in a pet store.

Somebody really needs to clarify the rules.


14 posted on 01/12/2016 1:10:31 PM PST by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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The new definition of snake in your pants...


15 posted on 01/12/2016 1:12:00 PM PST by Cold Heat
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16 posted on 01/12/2016 1:12:12 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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Is that a python in your pocket or are you just , well, hung?


17 posted on 01/12/2016 1:12:17 PM PST by NormsRevenge (SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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I was kinda hoping that MR. Snakey would SCHLONG that stupid doooooosh kid!


18 posted on 01/12/2016 1:12:45 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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“..no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft”

Perhaps they are waiting for the police lineup. I would think the side view would be useful. But that would be profiling, wouldn’t it?


20 posted on 01/12/2016 1:21:15 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (This space for rent.)
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I hope the police grabbed the right one.


21 posted on 01/12/2016 1:22:44 PM PST by Trillian
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22 posted on 01/12/2016 1:25:03 PM PST by Bratch
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Portland, OR...no real surprise


24 posted on 01/12/2016 1:26:11 PM PST by Zathras
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