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Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store
AP via NYPOST ^
| 01/12/16
| AP
Posted on 01/12/2016 1:05:17 PM PST by DFG
PORTLAND, Ore. — A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.
Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.
“We know who did it,†she said Monday. “We know where he lives, we know where he works, we know all about him and his girlfriend. We’re just waiting to get our snake back.â€
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: portland; python; snake; thingsinpants
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To: DFG; Slings and Arrows
I hope the police grabbed the right one.
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:22:44 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: DFG
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:25:03 PM PST
by
Bratch
To: Bratch
The Rolls Royce of revolvers.
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:25:46 PM PST
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: DFG
Portland, OR...no real surprise
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:26:11 PM PST
by
Zathras
To: posterchild
He put it....where?
It wrapped around his ...what?
It crushed his...what?
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:29:01 PM PST
by
Rapscallion
(You are correct. It IS a conspiracy, not a bad dream.)
To: posterchild
Nein. Ein Hosen Schlange.
To: cripplecreek
In this case, they can’t wait to get into his pants. Times have changed.
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:35:20 PM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: USMCPOP
Hey..impressive.. but its hissing at me
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:43:33 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans Patriots are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: mrs. a
Fred Schneider is better with the B-52s. His solo stuff is a little weird...
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:46:52 PM PST
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes" - Albert Einstein)
To: DFG
What happened to my hamster?
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:51:03 PM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: Trillian; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Looks like the snake was a...
[Puts on sunglasses.]
...ball python.
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posted on
01/12/2016 2:03:22 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
To: DFG
We know where he lives, we know where he works, we know all about him and his girlfriend...
Girlfriend likes long snake like objects.
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posted on
01/12/2016 2:17:22 PM PST
by
wetgundog
("Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is No Vice" -AuH2O)
To: posterchild
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posted on
01/12/2016 2:20:10 PM PST
by
Gamecock
( Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul...Matthew 10:28)
To: DFG
I heard of the term “trouser snake” before
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posted on
01/12/2016 2:27:01 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: Slings and Arrows
It was.
And you can’t make this stuff up......
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posted on
01/12/2016 2:28:41 PM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: DFG
When people asked if you wanted to see their “trouser snake”, that’s not what they meant, dude.
To: showme_the_Glory
What happened to my hamster?Should have brought a gerbil, mate.
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posted on
01/12/2016 2:37:59 PM PST
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: posterchild
Ball Pythons are constrictors, too.
Just tiny, little, pet rock ones.
;)
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posted on
01/12/2016 3:06:53 PM PST
by
Salamander
(I made friends with a lot of people in the danger zone...)
To: DFG
I guess it’s lucky for that guy that pythons are not known for eating their babies.
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posted on
01/12/2016 3:28:46 PM PST
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: DFG
He grabbed the snake because all the girls told him the kielbasa looked fake.
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posted on
01/12/2016 4:07:15 PM PST
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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