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State of the Union Drinking Game
01/11/16 | Self

Posted on 01/11/2016 5:51:44 PM PST by SES1066

While the White House has proclaimed that the President will be speaking to the average American in his last State of the Union speech tomorrow night, Tuesday, 01/12/16, based upon past experience, I expect the usual ego trip.


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KEYWORDS: drink; ego; obama; time
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So, if one partakes of a mere sip of alcohol (however you chose to imbibe), for each use of 'I', 'me' or 'my', at what point do you expect to fail the breath meter? Yes, sorry, but watching will be required to get honest results. Watching with libidiot companions is disallowed as the combination may cause serious injury. Watching with a divergent spouse is also dis-recommended as ones intake might be a bit much.

So, the question is, how long would it take for us to get soused? Remember, Wednesday is a working day! Cheerio!

1 posted on 01/11/2016 5:51:44 PM PST by SES1066
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To: SES1066

You may be held responsible for some serious alcohol poisoning cases.


2 posted on 01/11/2016 5:53:22 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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Uh... you could be arrested for advocating mass suicide.


3 posted on 01/11/2016 5:53:54 PM PST by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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To: SES1066

Don’t do it during a Trump speech either. Just sayin.


4 posted on 01/11/2016 5:54:01 PM PST by huldah1776
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To: SES1066

I’ve already called in sick for Wednesday. And, possibly Thursday.

;-)


5 posted on 01/11/2016 5:56:52 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Get Ready)
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......how long would it take for us to get soused?.......

Less than 10 minutes....

6 posted on 01/11/2016 5:57:05 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: JudyinCanada

Would be fun if everytime Obama said I, the Republicans stood up and applauded like seals and loudly grunting, I I I I I .... monty python like.


7 posted on 01/11/2016 5:57:10 PM PST by Fhios (How about we call it a a war on sharia law?)
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To: huldah1776

“Don’t do it during a Trump speech either. Just sayin.”

Yeah, but you can add a double shot every time Trump not only simply refers to himself, but also refers to himself in third person.


8 posted on 01/11/2016 5:57:16 PM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Fhios

“Would be fun if everytime Obama said I, the Republicans stood up and applauded like seals and loudly grunting, I I I I I .... monty python like.”

Now, if I knew that were to happen, I would not only watch the state of the union, I would watch it on pay per view.


9 posted on 01/11/2016 5:58:33 PM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Fhios

Best speech ever was when Joe Wilson called him a liar. I was disappointed to hear he apologized after that - he was brave.


10 posted on 01/11/2016 5:58:36 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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To: SES1066

Not watching, going out for some fish and chips and a few brews. The feckless fool on the hill has nothing to say anyone would be interested in hearing. This child is an absolute and pathetic disgrace to humanity and our nation.


11 posted on 01/11/2016 5:59:06 PM PST by Fungi
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To: SES1066

Life is too short to waste even an nanosecond watching that jug-eared mulatto muslim. The very sight of him turns my stomach, and the sound of his voice is intolerable.


12 posted on 01/11/2016 5:59:25 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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Life is too short to waste even an nanosecond watching that jug-eared mulatto muslim. The very sight of him turns my stomach, and the sound of his voice is intolerable.


13 posted on 01/11/2016 5:59:36 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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Come to think of it, drunk would be the only way one could sit through that droning, boring, lying, conniving low-life. I can’t tell you how fast I turn the channel when I hear his repugnant, arrogant voice.


14 posted on 01/11/2016 6:01:14 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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Yes. What you said.


15 posted on 01/11/2016 6:01:41 PM PST by JudyinCanada
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One would truly get souced taking a drink every time I swore at him.


16 posted on 01/11/2016 6:06:50 PM PST by Mouton (The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)
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To: SES1066

Nope. Won’t do it

Going on three years sober next month.

(And I won’t be watching anyway.)


17 posted on 01/11/2016 6:10:02 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: SES1066

What about all the times he says “uh” or “um”?


18 posted on 01/11/2016 6:10:37 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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I don’t think I’ve ever watched any of the State of the Union speeches he’s made. Tomorrow won’t be any different.


19 posted on 01/11/2016 6:12:34 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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personal pronouns prediction STOTU....2016..Baraq Millhouse Obama

“I.”..300 Incidents

“me”....30 Incidents

“My” and “Mine”...between 30 and 40 incidents


20 posted on 01/11/2016 6:12:46 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><> GO CRUZ!!!!)
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