[SES1066]

So, if one partakes of a mere sip of alcohol (however you chose to imbibe), for each use of 'I', 'me' or 'my', at what point do you expect to fail the breath meter? Yes, sorry, but watching will be required to get honest results. Watching with libidiot companions is disallowed as the combination may cause serious injury. Watching with a divergent spouse is also dis-recommended as ones intake might be a bit much.

So, the question is, how long would it take for us to get soused? Remember, Wednesday is a working day! Cheerio!

[JudyinCanada]

You may be held responsible for some serious alcohol poisoning cases.

[Crazieman]

Uh... you could be arrested for advocating mass suicide.

[huldah1776]

Don’t do it during a Trump speech either. Just sayin.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

I’ve already called in sick for Wednesday. And, possibly Thursday.

;-)

[Fiddlstix]

......how long would it take for us to get soused?.......

Less than 10 minutes....

[Fungi]

Not watching, going out for some fish and chips and a few brews. The feckless fool on the hill has nothing to say anyone would be interested in hearing. This child is an absolute and pathetic disgrace to humanity and our nation.

[Ouderkirk]

Life is too short to waste even an nanosecond watching that jug-eared mulatto muslim. The very sight of him turns my stomach, and the sound of his voice is intolerable.

[Ouderkirk]

Life is too short to waste even an nanosecond watching that jug-eared mulatto muslim. The very sight of him turns my stomach, and the sound of his voice is intolerable.

[JudyinCanada]

Come to think of it, drunk would be the only way one could sit through that droning, boring, lying, conniving low-life. I can’t tell you how fast I turn the channel when I hear his repugnant, arrogant voice.

[BenLurkin]

Nope. Won’t do it

Going on three years sober next month.

(And I won’t be watching anyway.)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

What about all the times he says “uh” or “um”?

[mass55th]

I don’t think I’ve ever watched any of the State of the Union speeches he’s made. Tomorrow won’t be any different.

[MeshugeMikey]

personal pronouns prediction STOTU....2016..Baraq Millhouse Obama

“I.”..300 Incidents

“me”....30 Incidents

“My” and “Mine”...between 30 and 40 incidents

[al baby]

How about a shot every time you hear that insanity inducing whistle of his on the ending of most of his words

[r_barton]

Obama’s speech. Oh yea, that reminds me I have to clean up after the dog in the backyard.

[DNME]

The only reason I listen to his speeches is to find out instantly if I need to grab the rifle and the bug-out bag and head for the hills. Can’t wait for tomorrow’s news for something that important.

Sooner or later he’s going to pull the pin, and we all know it.

[tinyowl]

These rules are recommended for members of AA or those who have a wish to quit:

Drink every time Obama says something positive about Western Civilization.

[stylin19a]

can’t we just appoint a designated counter on the live SOTU thread ?
He\She can update us ever now an then, let say, after every other possessive.
Then we could probably stay sober another 6 minutes.

[alpo]

I notice Chelsea played Scunthorpe in an FA cup game today.
Probably not a good idea to go over the highlights during the SOU competition tomorrow.

[a fool in paradise]