[PROCON]

Ingenious idea, but I would think that the metal chain passing through would tear the colon walls.

[moose07]

Ping...Banana !!!!

[Secret Agent Man]

Not when you are having the person ingest a lot of fiber. Fiber binds on stuff and builds up on it.

[Ken H]

Just have him drink a couple of quarts of Golytley.

[Jonty30]

That’s not the problem of the police. He swallowed it and they were going to get it back.

[Scrambler Bob]

As an Ape, I am offended by this stereo-typical mis-use of bananas.

[The KG9 Kid]

Straight out of ‘Kahlil Hand Luk’.

[PGR88]

I guess they don’t have prune juice in India.

[paint_your_wagon]

Bookmark for later.

[r_barton]

https://youtu.be/dpqxSBclqWs

[CMailBag]

I’m surprised that the potassium didn’t kill him..

[dayglored]

No banana, no ping!!

[Flick Lives]

I wonder if that woman really wants her gold chain back now?

[Twinkie]

I’m having to eat a banana a day because my potassium level
reeks, and an orange AND take a few potassium capsules.
Doc prescribed me a megadose of potassium chloride; but I
quit that and am taking another form of potassium. Potassium
Chloride causes weakness in the hip joint! So, I’m taking
Potassium Asporotate, eating bananas & an orange a day. Urk!

[digger48]

Kinda went the long way around of putting a banana in his tailpipe

[dfwgator]

[nwrep]

Stories from India leave my head spinning...

[JRios1968]

[Billthedrill]

Two dozen bananas and two liters of laxative-laced milk? And that was just the investigation phase? The sentencing phase consisted of two words: “A cork.”